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the trick is to become really good at your job, but don't document anything. any innovative ways of doing stuff, any improvements to current systems - do not document any of it.
this makes you valuable and irreplaceable, since the only person who knows how to do what you do is you.
@nutbastard: Spoken like an employee, not a boss. Those are the first people to go when what they're doing is discovered. I'll take the small loss of replacing the employee and retraining and maybe even buying some new equipment rather than be truly fucked down the line.
You want job security? Do your job well and make yourself well liked, even if that means being nice to people you don't like. That doesn't mean kiss ass. I know I want hard workers who are pleasant to be around.
looks like i forgot to append the #sarcasm tag. whoops.
people: i was only half serious. as someone who has survived multiple rounds of layoffs, and whose job it is TO document everything around here: chillax.
A designer friend was let go at work. They hired a new person. Then they hired him back as freelance when they found out they didn't like the new hire's work.
I think we need to bring back the duel. You either take it outside and shoot each other or maybe a boxing match would be better. Although a dead employee does mean that there might be that opening you've been looking for. Seriously, America has become too soft.
At the very least this guy did show he had one thing... balls! (or maybe two?)
no. hell no. i see no appeal in it whatsoever. as it stands, if my boss screws something up, that's on him, but if I screw something up, and it gets built, that's actually my bosses fault, since he approved the design. Also, my bosses boss is a douche, and my boss is pretty cool. I'm comfy doin' what i do, even if it means not making huge $$$.
I quit from a job were I REALLY wanted to tell my boss all the things I thought about his awful way of running things. But I opted for being professional about it and just gave him the resignation letter. I did however change the wallpaper on my mac to one plain white with huge words saying HI (insert boss' name) because he sat behind me to constantly watch what I did. I know, lame, but oh well. Now, all his employees quit on him except for one. Karma, thank you!
@Gundem: One of my friends got a job offer from a startup. She took 3 weeks off between jobs. By the time she got back, the company was out of business. She must be a relative of yours :-)
@Gundem: Damn. I need to improve my company-destroying skills. My last (non-contractor) job was in 2000 and company went belly up only 6 months after I was hired.
Given today's shitty economy, I again decided to convert (e.g. made an offer I couldn't refuse - convert or be gone) from a contractor to a full timer, taking 40% paycut in the process, thinking this time it will be different. And it is...
I work 20 more hours a week for free, have to do the things I've long (gladly) forgotten how to do, had to sit in in pointless "new hire" training that had nothing to do with my job, and attend a (forced) volunteer assignment in a middle of a ghetto, where I nearly busted my back loading/unloading piss-covered wallpanels at a construction site. *Hi mom, see and you were worried my education and experience wasn't going to pay off in a productive sort of way*
Oh... and just 4 short months after becomming an FTE, my new company just announced that parent company has cut off funding and they're looking for buyers to buy them out or ways to go on their own... Otherwise it's going buhbye.
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this makes you valuable and irreplaceable, since the only person who knows how to do what you do is you.
:P
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You want job security? Do your job well and make yourself well liked, even if that means being nice to people you don't like. That doesn't mean kiss ass. I know I want hard workers who are pleasant to be around.
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looks like i forgot to append the #sarcasm tag. whoops.
people: i was only half serious. as someone who has survived multiple rounds of layoffs, and whose job it is TO document everything around here: chillax.
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Isn't it ironic?
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"The ad man you treat like shit has quit unexpectedly."
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At the very least this guy did show he had one thing... balls! (or maybe two?)
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i've always felt that dueling is an effective way of removing half of the assholes in this country.
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anything more is a waste of time.
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a half dozen times or so. course i been at this place for 4.5 years now so its been a while. but i had to quit those jobs, as i've never been fired.
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no. hell no. i see no appeal in it whatsoever. as it stands, if my boss screws something up, that's on him, but if I screw something up, and it gets built, that's actually my bosses fault, since he approved the design. Also, my bosses boss is a douche, and my boss is pretty cool. I'm comfy doin' what i do, even if it means not making huge $$$.
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telling him in what way he was fucking up would be doing him a favor. thus it is good that you didn't.
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Well then, who gives a sh*t?
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Given today's shitty economy, I again decided to convert (e.g. made an offer I couldn't refuse - convert or be gone) from a contractor to a full timer, taking 40% paycut in the process, thinking this time it will be different. And it is...
I work 20 more hours a week for free, have to do the things I've long (gladly) forgotten how to do, had to sit in in pointless "new hire" training that had nothing to do with my job, and attend a (forced) volunteer assignment in a middle of a ghetto, where I nearly busted my back loading/unloading piss-covered wallpanels at a construction site. *Hi mom, see and you were worried my education and experience wasn't going to pay off in a productive sort of way*
Oh... and just 4 short months after becomming an FTE, my new company just announced that parent company has cut off funding and they're looking for buyers to buy them out or ways to go on their own... Otherwise it's going buhbye.
Ain't recession grand?
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Capitalism is awesome.
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This job market makes everyone frustrated.
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Ten minutes for a prompt? I could do this in one.
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It'd look more authentic and be less effort to simply code one...
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edit: And so is spelling!