Or be a really hot babe (with a good set and I dont mean a good skill set) for Jesus to look at all day while he does his own photochops. ;) #graphicsintern
The core problem with this gig is that Mac tends to attract dumb hotties with rich daddies. PC tends to attract fatties working at the same mall and WoW freaks.
@Ps360facepunch: I haven't really encountered particularly smug "Geniuses", but they'll only dole as much shit as they think you can tolerate. It's just that a lot of the customers that wander into Apple stores are too passive and it makes them bold. At least, that's my observation. #microsofthiringwindowsgurus
I found just how terrible the Station A (SoHo) and Apple Cube service is (including the intolerable waits even if you have an appointment) when I went to an Apple Store at a suburban mall.
I waited for about 10 minutes past my appointment time, the gentleman was direct and concise, and bottom-lined everything.
If I didn't hate retail from my experience as a teenager and my first jobs, I'd consider it. Retail really can't pay me enough to give a fuck about pushing their products. That, and I already have a job. #microsofthiringwindowsgurus
@Software_Goddess: Mira puta the "lol" is supposed to reduce the meaning of "bitch" down to a playful word and I don't give a smash what your resume looks like you selfcentered, think you're better than everyone conceded piruja! #graphicsintern
Why not have a contest? Something that judges speed and quality.
Post a strange photoshop task (something that nobody will already have completed) Then accept all entries that come in within 1/2 hour. Pick the best ones. #graphicsintern
@Navin R Johnson: I would assume that "Apple Numbers 2009" (just below the Have a Mac bullet point) is a software application only available on Mac OS?
However, he didn't mention "able to read English" as a job requirement. So you might still have a chance. #graphicsintern
@Geisrud: Well that a relief. I was so terrified I wouldn't be qualified for a low paying job pasting Steve Jobs head into photos from Flickr's creative commons pool. Not to mention all those speach bubbles I'll get to create.
Here's the thing; If you apply for, and are selected for a job position and don't like the offered salary, you can turn the job down. Don't let the lack of mention of pay be your excuse for applying for a job that you want.
@DaveExile (Starless since 2006!): Intentional or not, having met a number of junior folks on the masthead, I think they are comfortable with that result.
They're looking for folks who are excited to do the above with no/few questions asked. And while I'm not that person anymore, that person definitely does exist. I remember being that person.
In the legal world, you get something similar with paralegals and investigators. "Must be high energy. Willing to work crazy hours and do whatever intense thing needs to get done. You'll get great experience." And that's it.
Not surprisingly, most of them were between 22-26. #meta
@92BuickLeSabre: I remember being that person too. I suppose it was well before the rigors of grad school, etc.
Though, as a sometime inhabitant of the legal world also, I must add that the paralegals I knew of were full-time, had a salary, and had an expectation of the general requirements/benefits of the position. I thought that was a given in seeking top canditates: I've been wrong before.
Of course, I have never heard such pointed complaints about applicants--I submit that if you have to tell someone to re-read the application in the application it is time to make changes. #meta
@DaveExile (Starless since 2006!): it's not about pay -- pay is decent, especially considering how all major media companies are shedding bodies. it's the fact that this job is hard at all levels and I need people who can suck it up and deliver. everyone, from intern to me, works hard here and that'll never change. most people in mainstream media have not had the work ethic to keep up. #meta
No mention of salary? I'd do it, but I have five mouths to feed. I'm a New Jerseyian, so this might be a remote possibility. I've blogged before, and I'll do it again. #meta
@BeyondtheTech: I wouldn't do it then, unless you want your children to live on a steady diet of BBQ-flavored sunflower seeds, Cheetohs and half-eaten trays of California rolls. #meta
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@Adam Frucci: ~15 minutes worth of hot LamFrucci goodness! #jobs
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@Adam Frucci: Frucci,
I proved it, my making someone else do it for me :D #jobs
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Then again, they're Gizmodo followers - meaning that they're all a bunch of Mac fanboys. #microsofthiringwindowsgurus
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I think the choice is clear...
P.S. NO FAT CHICKS #microsofthiringwindowsgurus
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I found just how terrible the Station A (SoHo) and Apple Cube service is (including the intolerable waits even if you have an appointment) when I went to an Apple Store at a suburban mall.
I waited for about 10 minutes past my appointment time, the gentleman was direct and concise, and bottom-lined everything.
The guys working the counters in NYC are prickish because they can be prickish. #microsofthiringwindowsgurus
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zona rosa! #microsofthiringwindowsgurus
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Not going to happen. #graphicsintern
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If you had any idea what my resume already looks like, you’d choke on those words, idiot! #graphicsintern
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Post a strange photoshop task (something that nobody will already have completed) Then accept all entries that come in within 1/2 hour. Pick the best ones. #graphicsintern
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I don't see any reasoning below (or above)
Is there such thing as PC-discrimination? #graphicsintern
10/21/09
However, he didn't mention "able to read English" as a job requirement. So you might still have a chance. #graphicsintern
10/21/09
Whew. Thanks for clearing that up for me. #graphicsintern
10/20/09
Here's the thing; If you apply for, and are selected for a job position and don't like the offered salary, you can turn the job down. Don't let the lack of mention of pay be your excuse for applying for a job that you want.
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college kids work cheap....(they have to) #meta
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They're looking for folks who are excited to do the above with no/few questions asked. And while I'm not that person anymore, that person definitely does exist. I remember being that person.
In the legal world, you get something similar with paralegals and investigators. "Must be high energy. Willing to work crazy hours and do whatever intense thing needs to get done. You'll get great experience." And that's it.
Not surprisingly, most of them were between 22-26. #meta
10/20/09
Though, as a sometime inhabitant of the legal world also, I must add that the paralegals I knew of were full-time, had a salary, and had an expectation of the general requirements/benefits of the position. I thought that was a given in seeking top canditates: I've been wrong before.
Of course, I have never heard such pointed complaints about applicants--I submit that if you have to tell someone to re-read the application in the application it is time to make changes. #meta
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