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    Image of AtomicPlayboy AtomicPlayboy
    03/23/09

    In reply to Breaking John Mayer News: Jennifer Aniston Ends Relationship Because He Twittered Too Much
    WTF is the deal with Twitter? It's all anyone in tech wants to talk about, and it appears to be the stupidest waste of fucking time and energy even the mighty internet has produced. Who wants to take time to publish tidbits about their daily activities, and who wants to take time to read this worthless twaddle? The Web 2.0+ movement seems to be one huge arms race to enable self-obsessed twits with short attention spans to broadcast inane content to other empty-headed dullards.
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    03/23/09

    @AtomicPlayboy: Well said, sir! Please provide me your twID/username so I may follow your tweets.
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    03/23/09

    In reply to Breaking John Mayer News: Jennifer Aniston Ends Relationship Because He Twittered Too Much
    No wonder his dick fell asleep the other day. Apparently Twitter has no love for him either..
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    03/23/09

    In reply to Breaking John Mayer News: Jennifer Aniston Ends Relationship Because He Twittered Too Much
    john mayer likes to twitter his own butthole...
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    03/23/09

    @urbanturban666: Technically that would be tweet, not twitter.
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    03/23/09

    In reply to Breaking John Mayer News: Jennifer Aniston Ends Relationship Because He Twittered Too Much
    and the saga continues...is there no love for Jen? other than the readers of Gizmodo
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    03/23/09

    @trailingedge: Actually, I can't stand her. Her acting sucks, she isn't all that attractive, and basically she repeatedly plays herself in movies. Which is a vapid, condescending, twat.
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    Image of PenitentPenguin PenitentPenguin
    03/23/09

    In reply to Breaking John Mayer News: Jennifer Aniston Ends Relationship Because He Twittered Too Much
    He is such a douche though,

    seriously- have any of you seen the Blu-Ray concert video thing he has out?

    There is this intro scene, where he is talking in his car as he drives, camera's recording-

    "I have to work, that much harder, to get someone not to know me."

    "I hate it when things work out."


    It's not just what he says, its how he says it,

    Like he is just spouting random words off just to please the camera.

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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    03/23/09

    @PenitentPenguin: Isn't that what most people do when a video camera is pointed at them, there are not questions being answered, and there is no script? They just spout random crap to please the camera?
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    03/23/09

    In reply to Breaking John Mayer News: Jennifer Aniston Ends Relationship Because He Twittered Too Much
    John Mayer here.


    Yes, Gizmodo, I am a complete douchebag. Why? Because I was dating America's sweetheart, Jennifer Aniston, and I totally screwed it up because I played on the internet too much. I'm an idiot.


    keep on keepin' on

    jm

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    03/23/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Hello America, John Mayer here again. I twittered to cope with the pain that while Jennifer was dating me, her snatch was still in love with that piker Pitt. I cannot tell you how many times I caught her getting her jolies off with fantasies of having her tomb raided repeatedly by Brad. In the end my Ocean's 13" just wasn't bruce almighty enough for her.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    03/23/09

    @Lite: thinks Scotty doesn't know.: You could say she had a curious case for Benjamin's Butt. Eh? Eh? (sigh) I know.
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    03/23/09

    @OMG! Ponies!:


    Um, she's not America's Sweetheart. She's a psychotic bitch who's still obsessed over Brad Pitt. She thinks he stills needs some space or something retarded. She gets pissed off that he tweets and dumps him? Give me a break. Also, she get's pissed off when Oprah doesn't watch her movie. She's a self-centered and clingy with terrible acting talent.

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    03/24/09

    @Sollus: Aren't a lot of women obsessed over Brad Pitt?
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    03/23/09

    In reply to Breaking John Mayer News: Jennifer Aniston Ends Relationship Because He Twittered Too Much
    I think Rock Hudson, Elton John and Liberace's wives all left them because they twittered too much...
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    03/23/09

    @sfokevin: They...um...had wives? Good thing their boyfriends didn't know!
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    Image of Yosh Tulwar Yosh Tulwar
    03/23/09

    In reply to Breaking John Mayer News: Jennifer Aniston Ends Relationship Because He Twittered Too Much
    John Mayer? Is that right, gizmodo? Who makes it? I bet it's sony. I hope it has WiFi and finally supports DivX.


    Yeah, cool gadget..

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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    03/23/09

    @Yosh Tulwar: John Mayer kind of fits into a niche trifecta of tweeting, gadget love, and being featured performer for several Apple gadget releases.


    If you have to ask again how this is tech relevant I suggest you go back and re-read the last 12 or so Apple product release liveblogs here.

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    Image of popularbelief popularbelief
    03/23/09

    In reply to Breaking John Mayer News: Jennifer Aniston Ends Relationship Because He Twittered Too Much
    john mayer is a tool anyways. i can't wait to hear the recorded conversation
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    Image of Jason Chen Jason Chen
    03/23/09

    @popularbelief: How dare you
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    Image of ninjagin ninjagin
    03/23/09

    @Jason Chen: ... that he dare say Mayer is a tool anyway or that he wants to hear the conversation? Frankly, JA is fifteen kinds of hotness dunked in cornmeal batter, fried in sexiness until golden brown, with a drizzling of sweetness and charmingness on top. If any man let twitter get in the way of that, he's a couple bricks shy of a full load.
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    03/23/09

    @ninjagin: She's not good enough for The Mayer. She doesn't deserve to have the keys to his heart shaped city.
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    03/23/09

    In reply to Breaking John Mayer News: Jennifer Aniston Ends Relationship Because He Twittered Too Much
    Poor John Mayer...from Twitter Paramour to Bitter Out-the-Door.
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    Image of Trowble (XBL/PSN) Trowble (XBL/PSN)
    03/23/09

    @bosskev: Oh... that's a keeper!
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/23/09

    @Trowble (XBL/PSN): Yes, thank you, thank you. And I'm available for celebrity roasts, wedding toasts and bar mitzvahs (which doesn't rhyme with a damn thing).
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    03/23/09

    In reply to Breaking John Mayer News: Jennifer Aniston Ends Relationship Because He Twittered Too Much
    Just b/c a guy twats a lot, isn't a good reason to dump him. You need good reasons. Like he's not ambitious, is dis-organized, and a lousy lay. You'll note the money issues are listed first, followed by sex, which once again shows what's the real priority w/women.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    03/23/09

    @RattedOutAnneFrank!_GitEmSteveDave: Do we need to take you out for a drink or something?
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    03/23/09

    @badhatharry: Sorry, just a little bitter. I was out for drinks Saturday night during the meet-up and it was fun.
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    03/23/09

    @RattedOutAnneFrank!_GitEmSteveDave: Do you twat a lot?
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    03/23/09

    @RattedOutAnneFrank!_GitEmSteveDave: I got that. Hence the asking if you needed to get drunk to temporarily overcome your bitterness.
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    03/23/09

    @RattedOutAnneFrank!_GitEmSteveDave: Sounds like you didn't drink enough..
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    03/23/09

    @TaylerTesminombre: I've twatted before, and I may twoot again.
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    03/23/09

    @badhatharry: I'll join you for a cup of coffee. I like my coffee like I like my women. Hot and sweet. But my order always seems to get messed up, and I get cold and bitter. With a spoon in them.
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    03/24/09

    @RattedOutAnneFrank!_GitEmSteveDave: I like my coffee like I like my women, all filled with cream.


    Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

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    03/23/09

    In reply to Breaking John Mayer News: Jennifer Aniston Ends Relationship Because He Twittered Too Much
    I already knew about this. I had to stay quiet when Jen was calling him so he wouldn't know I was at her place.
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    03/23/09

    @badhatharry: Cause we were, you know, doin' it.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/23/09

    @badhatharry: Tweeting?
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    03/23/09

    @bosskev: Exactly. We tweeted all over the house. I even tweeted in her but--ler's pantry.
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    03/23/09

    In reply to Breaking John Mayer News: Jennifer Aniston Ends Relationship Because He Twittered Too Much
    As hot as Jennifer is, still Gadgets > anybody.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/23/09

    In reply to Breaking John Mayer News: Jennifer Aniston Ends Relationship Because He Twittered Too Much
    John Mayer here,


    We had a good thing Jen. When I told you your body was a wonderland, I meant it. Maybe I did Twitter too much, but the people need me. You can't honestly believe that I belonged only to you, did you? I'm sure you'll be reading my Tweets hoping that I call out your name begging you to come back, but I won't. Maybe I'll call up Cameron and stream some live video for you.


    Love,


    JM

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    03/23/09

    @Kaiser-Machead:


    Oh, yeah, P.S. Jen. I even liked your chubby ankles.


    JM

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    Image of The Lab The Lab
    03/23/09

    @bosskev: The work you are looking for is "cankles".
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    03/23/09

    @The Lab: Cankles is that durned newfangled version of the word. I was going for the classic version as recited in Friends, Season 2, Ep 8: "The One with the List"

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    03/23/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Actually, I think he wrote that song for Jennifer Love-Chewit. Who also has cankles these days.
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    03/23/09

    In reply to Breaking John Mayer News: Jennifer Aniston Ends Relationship Because He Twittered Too Much
    Indeed Breaking News... anything on Britney Spears? :]
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    03/24/09

    @*The_Wizard*: Her pu$$y is hanging out?

    [i.gizmodo.com]
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