What if all the spam mail you got was actually hilariously true?

You're an Internet veteran, you know what's real and what's not. Anything with Western Union automatically raises your eyebrow. An e-mail promising more length and/or hot girls gets vaporized without a thought. You're too seasoned for these tricks. But what if all that email spam was actually true? How different would… » 1/23/14 9:12pm 1/23/14 9:12pm