A lightsaber katana is the closest we'll get to Star Wars in real life

I'm still holding out hope for light sabers in the future but with our world's technological limitations and silly allocation of resources, the most beautiful deadly sword-type weapon we can create without lasers might be this mashup of a lightsaber and katana made by Man At Arms: Reforged. » 8/11/14 9:28pm 8/11/14 9:28pm

Expensive Gear to Shower Upon Mark Zuckerberg

Unlike Tom from MySpace, Mark Zuckerberg is not your friend. But fuck it. Think about all the time you've spent on Facebook—for free! You should get him something nice. » 12/16/11 12:35pm 12/16/11 12:35pm

Only four types of people butcher their own meat. Butchers, farmers, poor people, and really, really goddamn rich people. And while we admire Zuck…

Sprint's New Flip Phones: Sanyo Katana Eclipse and Motorola RAZR VE20

As revealed in that leaked Sprint roadmap from last month, Sanyo's Katana Eclipse and the RAZR VE20 » 8/18/08 10:40am 8/18/08 10:40am become real phones today. The Eclipse is replacing , and it's headline feature is that the sides light up, rave style. And the VE20 is an, um, RAZR, but slightly less loathsome than usual. []

Best. Stylus. Ever. (a.k.a. Ninjas > Pirates)

The pirate over at Kotaku has just discovered what he's calling the "Best Damn Swag on the Planet," and we're calling "the best stylus ever." It's a stylus for Ninja Gaiden DS, but it's not just any stylus, it's a friggin sword. It even has a little sheath to stick it into! Can you imagine playing Pokemon with that… » 9/24/07 4:20pm 9/24/07 4:20pm

Sprint Unveils Sanyo Katana II and Katana DLX (That's Deluxe, Son!)

Choose your Katana: You can have the deuce, the Katana II, called "affordable" due to its VGA camera and lack of EVDO, and the fact that it's $50 after a two-year contract and $50 mail-in rebate. Then there's the DLX, "ultra-packed" with 1.3-megapixel cam and 3G features including Sprint TV, Sprint Music and the new… » 7/16/07 9:00am 7/16/07 9:00am