Gizmodo: kathy griffin

Important News! Kathy Griffin Never Slept With Steve Wozniak

Jason Chen — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:30:00 EDT

Those sly birds had us fooled! Their are they/aren't they relationship—which ended, but Kathy Griffin is still talking about—apparently wasn't a relationship at all. Or at least, wasn't one that involved any exchange of bodily fluids.

Kathy explains that they "were dating, but were just friendly. I never fucked him or anything!" And that whole engagement thing? That was just Kathy putting on a fake ring and not telling him. Oh you! Way to screw with the media by semi-lying. Let's hope this is the last time you try and get in the news for being connected to Woz. [Ed Note: I actually think it's hilarious. Keep it up Woz and Kathy! - B.L.] [US Magazine]

Woz Hacks an iPhone With His Mind

Mark Wilson — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:10:00 EDT

Most people need the proper software and equipment to jailbreak their iPhone. Not Woz. On his way to a black tie event, he casually mentions to Kathy Griffin, "Some people would criticize you for not having hacked your iPhone." And then he proceeds to hack it. With just his hands/mind/Woz powers. (UPDATE: and yes, probably the .tif exploit you party poopers.)

Don't believe us? Blasphemy! Here's the clip:

So what exactly went on in that limo during the cutaway? [via engadget]

Wozniak and Kathy Griffin End Relationship

Jason Chen — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:00:00 EDT

Woz and Kathy Griffin have been dating since mid '07, but their relationship has just come to an end. Strangely. Via email. Griffin has this to say:

"As a matter of fact," she added, "I got an email last week from him, and he is going to marry someone else... I think he might be married. I don't really know that for sure, though."

We're still not sure what happened between the 47-year-old Griffin and the 57-year-old Woz, but we suppose that fewer details are better in this case. [US Magazine via VW]

Wozthy Engagement See-Saw: Kathy and Woz NOT Engaged?

Jason Chen — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:59:20 EDT

These two are milking all this "did they, didn't they" press for all it's worth, but apparently the latest status is that Woz and Kathy G. aren't engaged. Is this true, or is this just one of her wonderful "jokes" that propelled her into the Z-list along with Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin? [E!]

The SF Chron gossip column is reporting...

Jason Chen — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 13:03:00 EDT

The SF Chron gossip column is reporting that Woz and Kathy Griffin are engaged. If this is true, congrats! If not (as we think, since he said just last week that the two had actually never met yet), can we please stop talking about Woz and Kathy Griffin now? [SF Gate]

Woz and Kathy Griffin NOTMAYBE Hooked Up?

Jason Chen — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 17:06:06 EDT

[UPDATE: I took a pass, noting inconsistencies. - B.L.]Turns out the rumor of Kathy Griffin fondling Woz's apples were a bit off, according to Adario Strange. He's proudly skeptical of the whole thing, pointing to a Page Six post that he claims says the two have never met. But reading the Page Six page actually says the contrary. Adario, which is it?

Did Page Six swap the text on you, or did you not read carefully enough? We'll update when things clear up.
And if you thought the idea of Kathy Griffin getting ahold of Woz's personal D List was weird, take a look at this video of Apple's co-founder in a Datsun 280-ZX in the early '80s. As a fan of the Z, we can see why Woz did it. [Wired]

Update: Adario gives us this explanation in an email:

The Post never referenced the Contact Music report, it just reported that the two 'planned' to meet at some point. But if you look at the Contact Music report that everyone linked to it sounds like they are already dating when, according to their PR people, the two haven't even met.

It still doesn't really clear things up.