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10/15/09
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10/15/09
And because they kick ass. (if only I could rationalize buying one) #kenwoodcookingchef
10/15/09
10/15/09
This is in addition to my Le Creuset enamelware cast-iron, my cast-iron griddle, my iron smoker and my trusty skillet.
So, I need at least 6 burners.
(yes, most of my kitchen technology is of the sort that has been available for a millenium - iron and rendered pork fat) #kenwoodcookingchef
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04/17/09
Unfortunately, I will still be such a tool that it will be plugged into an iPod. And my girlfriend, upon seeing this, will tell me that I can go eat all the dicks.
Interference prevents me from seeing whether I, in fact, do eat all the dicks.
04/17/09
04/17/09
Besides, I no longer consume food. And even if I did, what I have become proves, if anything, that there is no god. There are no gods. There is only time and matter. If you will excuse me, I must find the bag which holds the dicks that Laurie told me I could eat. I wish to find out if I am still even capable of eating, which Laurie's statement appears to indicate I can.
04/17/09
04/17/09
For that, I am ashamed.
04/17/09
Just remember, that if you become the evil overlord you will not try to consume a bag of dicks that is bigger than your head.
04/17/09
Eating all the dicks after the subtraction of the transdimensional squid from the movie was the first trick I learned.
04/17/09
It's the avatars...if there is such a thing. I can see, your stink. And every time I do I feel that somehow I've been infected by it. It's repulsive, isn't it?
04/17/09
04/17/09
You have a problem with authority, Mr. Anderson. You believe you are special, that somehow the bag of dick eating rules do not apply to you. Obviously, you are mistaken.
04/17/09
04/17/09
The trial never ends. We wanted to see if you had the ability to expand your mind to new horizons. And for one brief moment, you did. For that one fraction of a second, you were open to options you had never considered. *That* is the exploration that awaits you. Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of eating a bag of dicks.
04/17/09
But what have we seen instead? You... worrying about 92Buick LeSabre's career? Listening to Frigg's pedantic psychobabble? Indulging GitEmSteveDave in his witless exploration of commenting?
You have no *idea* how far you still have to go. But instead of using the last three years to change and to grow, you have squandered them. Which is why we've decided you can eat a bag of dicks.
02/23/09
02/22/09
True surround sound is when you can wallpaper your room with thousands of tiny membranes that literally surround you with direct sound from all directions, and can replicate virtual acoustic reflections of any room.