superberg: There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys. Gizmodo: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by B instead of Bryan? superberg: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
@GreyHammer: Agreed. I mean, once a key card is touched, it can NEVER be used again, right? Oh wait it can?
Well, that's besides the point. I'm upset we wasted taxpayer money on this guys salary. Oh wait, you mean it's his own "personal" time, and it made no difference to 99.999999% of the population if he did this or sat on a park bench for the same amount of time?
@met2art: How will this "intentionally ironic self-referential recursive meta-comment" affect the ship and crew Ensign Met2art? Will the shields protect us, or will Dr. Crusher have to enact Level 2 decontamination protocols?
@GitEmSteveDave_HasANewNameToday: I'm fairly certain we'll have to have Geordi run a level 1 diagnostic on all the context parsers in the LCARS library to make sure the ship's computer doesn't begin giving itself illogical orders that it can't understand.
In pirate-talk, I be fairly certain we`ll be havin' t' be havin' Geordi run a level 1 diagnostic on all th' context parsers in th' LCARS library t' be makin' sure th' ship`s computer dasn't begin givin' itself illogical orders that 't canna understand. Arrr!
"Mr. Berg, would you care for any extra keys for your room?" asked the front desk attendant. "Why, yes I would. Yes I would." stated Mr. Berg with an evil little chuckle.
@Timothy Collins: In the US, there are only two: East of the Miss and West of it. So I was told by a known-felon. Or, I didn't know he was until he was arrested. Dumb@ss...
This is a moot point because police officers put the cuffs on with the keyhole facing AWAY from your fingers. My cop buddies handcuffed me, handed me the key, and I still couldn't get myself out!
@PorterDawgschidt: That is only a factor if you are dealing with hinged cuffs, and not linked/chain cuffs. Even IF you face chained cuffs with the key hole pointing in towards the suspect, it's simple to rotate each wrist opposit e the other and get access to the key hole. I'm the son of a retired officer, so I've had plenty of experience handling cuffs and practicing opening them.
i just thought it was the cheap kiddy/novelty cuffs that used keys like that. I'd of thought the proper cuffs police used would be.. a bit more complex? kinda scary to think they'd be that simple.
I can see it being useful on those kinky nights n your partner think's it'd be kinky to swallow the key or something.
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This Bryan Berg guy is the reason I started writing under a pseudonym.
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superberg: There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Gizmodo: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by B instead of Bryan?
superberg: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
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Well, that's besides the point. I'm upset we wasted taxpayer money on this guys salary. Oh wait, you mean it's his own "personal" time, and it made no difference to 99.999999% of the population if he did this or sat on a park bench for the same amount of time?
I'm sorry, what was your point again?
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In pirate-talk, I be fairly certain we`ll be havin' t' be havin' Geordi run a level 1 diagnostic on all th' context parsers in th' LCARS library t' be makin' sure th' ship`s computer dasn't begin givin' itself illogical orders that 't canna understand. Arrr!
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(he means your butt)
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I can see it being useful on those kinky nights n your partner think's it'd be kinky to swallow the key or something.
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