Holy crap, this is fantastic. Dragon Age Inquistion's character creator is pretty excellent, but I didn't know it was quite so capable as this. Behold Daenerys Stormborn, Mother of Dragon Age!
The Kaleesi Burger (*because it's made with kale—get it?) It seems as delicious as the Mother of Dragons: "Smokey morsels of crisped shiitake "bacon," crown a regal beet gratin, smothered in Red Dragon cheese on top of a crunchy, berberre-rubbed kale patty, heirloom tomato, and slathering of sumac aioli."