'Killer Robot Shoots Man Dead on Driveway' Is the Worst Headline Ever

Luckily for us humans, robots aren't quite taking over by shooting us in our streets and in our driveways. They're just being built by 81-year-old men as an "intricate suicide machine" in order to remotely shoot himself. Here's where the story gets sad: the man downloaded the plans from the internet, built the machine… » 3/19/08 12:30pm 3/19/08 12:30pm