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    In Which We Provoke Kim Jong Il in 77 Offensive and Hilarious Ways

    Let's Shame Kim Jong Il

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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    06/30/09

    In reply to In Which We Provoke Kim Jong Il in 77 Offensive and Hilarious Ways
    The SLR Douche il is great(#22)
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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/30/09

    In reply to In Which We Provoke Kim Jong Il in 77 Offensive and Hilarious Ways
    grrrr, i am having a problem viewing images again. what does 1st look like?
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    Image of Curves Curves
    06/30/09

    In reply to In Which We Provoke Kim Jong Il in 77 Offensive and Hilarious Ways
    This would be even funnier if he actually got to see them. In case he does read Giz, I invite Mr. Il Jong to come to my house and try and wipe me off the map.
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    Image of aerospaceman aerospaceman
    06/30/09

    @Curves:

    He called and said he'll be there at 5, wearing only a leopard thong. Instructed me to tell you to wear imitation leather, not real leather, because he is allergic.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    06/30/09

    @aerospaceman: OK, but I am wearing real leather (none of that corinthian crap) to watch his allergic reaction. You know, where he gets all puffy and his hair stands on end.....oh wait, it looks like I am too late.


    I wonder if he likes goats.......

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    Image of tok3ninja tok3ninja
    06/30/09

    @Curves: It's probably the only action he can get in N. Korea. Most of the women look bulimic.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    06/30/09

    @tok3ninja: They call that form of bulimia "starvation".
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star.
    06/30/09

    @Curves: thought that was anorexia...
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    Image of Curves Curves
    06/30/09

    @DeusExMach: Actually, you are correct. Anorexia is not eating in the first place while bulimia is rolfin it back up after you ate it.


    (My apologies for using the word "rolfin" in mixed company.)

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    Image of horizontaleight horizontaleight
    06/30/09

    In reply to In Which We Provoke Kim Jong Il in 77 Offensive and Hilarious Ways
    This is so unbelievably off topic its ridiculous.
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    06/30/09

    @horizontaleight: what's off topic? Your comment?
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    06/30/09

    @Geisrud: Your question is totally off topic.


    (The topic is...radishes!!!)

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/30/09

    In reply to In Which We Provoke Kim Jong Il in 77 Offensive and Hilarious Ways
    Holy shit, there's a gif image from Deadly Friend in there. I haven't seen that nigh on to 15 years, I reckon.


    Batboy is hysterical, but Deadly Jong-Il Friend gif wins me over on nostalgia.


    "Be-Be!"

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    Image of ZaxxonQ.com ZaxxonQ.com
    06/30/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Yay! I'm not the only loser who knows my 80's horror! ^_^
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    Image of Marty Marty
    06/30/09

    In reply to In Which We Provoke Kim Jong Il in 77 Offensive and Hilarious Ways
    way to put our country in danger moron
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/30/09

    @Marty: Get a brain! MORAN!
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    06/30/09

    @Marty: Yes, I'm certain that what's going through KJI's mind right now is, "Look, I wasn't going to do anything. Seriously. But after those fuckers on Gizmodo went and made fun of me - nuclear winter will be the only season they know!"


    or loosely translated: 나는 좋 싶었다. 심각하게. 그러나 Gizmodo에 그 멍청이 후에 저를 조롱했다 갔다 - 핵 겨울은 알고 있는 유일한 절기일 것이다!

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    Image of robinandtami robinandtami
    06/26/09

    In reply to Let's Shame Kim Jong Il
    Best photoshop contest idea EVER! Mean it! Can't wait to see the results!
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    Image of fuchikoma fuchikoma
    06/26/09

    In reply to Let's Shame Kim Jong Il
    I just came here after reading Kotaku so I had video games on the brain - the first time, I read it as "Let's Shane Kim Jong Il"... no idea what that's supposed to mean though, lol... I think it'd end up shaming the wrong Kim. :p
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    06/26/09

    In reply to Let's Shame Kim Jong Il
    I win already and I didn't need Photoshop....


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    06/26/09

    In reply to Let's Shame Kim Jong Il
    Considering the man has no shame this will be quite a challenge indeed....
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    06/26/09

    In reply to Let's Shame Kim Jong Il
    Adam, you're breakin my balls here, you're breakin my balls.
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    Image of Takamofo Takamofo
    06/26/09

    In reply to Let's Shame Kim Jong Il
    Woot! I'm in for shopping.
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    Image of Hestika Hestika
    06/26/09

    In reply to Let's Shame Kim Jong Il
    Dudes, the Economist won this contest 9 years ago.


    [www.mcgillycuddy.net]


    I still have my issue.

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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    06/26/09

    @Hestika: Your secret identity!
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    06/26/09

    In reply to Let's Shame Kim Jong Il
    Frooch - I hope you work out of the NY office. If you're in SF, KJI might be able to get back at you.
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    Image of michaelwiggins michaelwiggins
    06/26/09

    @Geisrud: Might wanna look at the corrected map at the bottom... NY and the east coast are in more danger than Cali.
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    06/26/09

    @michaelwiggins: You're reading the corrected map incorrectly
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    Image of H2H H2H
    06/26/09

    @Geisrud: Yeah right. You ever bought anything made in Korea that actually worked?
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    06/26/09

    @H2H: that's why I said MIGHT be able to...
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    Image of (Starman) Starman (Starman) Starman
    06/26/09

    @Geisrud: This is the correct map:


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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    06/26/09

    @AnalysisDialysis (and a MudkipNDS): You're late to the ball game. I'm well aware that is the correct map. If you read the accompanying information, you then, are aware that the non-shaded area directly surrounding N. Korea represents the theoretical range of the 4000km missiles. The lightly shaded area for the 10000km missiles. The darkest areas are out of range.


    Which supports my original post, that SF MIGHT be in range, and NYC is likely safe.


    Do we need geography lessons as well as map reading?

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    06/26/09

    In reply to Let's Shame Kim Jong Il
    Some Imperialist Running Dog sunglasses might help this guys "look". The caption should read "Me love you long time Joe".
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