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    High Tech Cake Plate Almost Makes Up for Not Loving Your Own Child

    Touch-Sensitive Faucet Is Absolute Kitchen Genius

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    Image of CapitalC CapitalC
    10/22/09

    In reply to High Tech Cake Plate Almost Makes Up for Not Loving Your Own Child
    What would make this plate TRULY cool is a whole ton more LEDs and the ability to tell the plate how many people you want to slice cake for and presto, it does the math for you, illuminating the points at which you cut for 3, 12, 19 people... whatever!
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    Rex the Decadent promoted this comment Edited by CapitalC at 10/22/09 8:44 PM CapitalC was starred CapitalC was unstarred
    Image of Rex the Decadent Rex the Decadent
    10/23/09

    @CapitalC: And even cooler would be lasers! Lots of lasers to cut the cake in that many pieces. Man, I would love to have that kind of a birthday gift. #cakeplate
     Reply
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    Image of MePerson MePerson
    10/22/09

    In reply to High Tech Cake Plate Almost Makes Up for Not Loving Your Own Child
    the musical cake is a lie #cakeplate
     Reply
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    Image of jp182 jp182
    10/22/09

    In reply to High Tech Cake Plate Almost Makes Up for Not Loving Your Own Child
    eating birthday cake alone is incredibly sad #cakeplate
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    Image of planetarian planetarian
    10/22/09

    @jp182: You mean, incredibly delicious. #cakeplate
     Reply
    spannu promoted this comment planetarian was starred planetarian was unstarred
    Image of spannu spannu
    10/22/09

    @planetarian: It's even more delicious when you eat it alone on somebody else's birthday! Some of us call it... unbirthday cake. #cakeplate
     Reply
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    Image of SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!
    10/22/09

    In reply to High Tech Cake Plate Almost Makes Up for Not Loving Your Own Child
    The plate does not matter...the cake is ISTIL A LIE!!!
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    Edited by SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! at 10/22/09 1:52 PM SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was starred SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    10/22/09


    @SewerShark, LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!: Uh, no, it's not. #cakeplate
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    Image of SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!
    10/22/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_FeelsLikeABurningAngel: OMFG, I forgot about the twinkie conspiracy. =OOO #cakeplate
     Reply
    SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was starred SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was unstarred
    Image of Nick Nick
    10/22/09

    In reply to High Tech Cake Plate Almost Makes Up for Not Loving Your Own Child
    well, i like corners and as such get cakes with 90 degree angles. last i checked -- circle cakes don't have those. #cakeplate
     Reply
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    Image of BostonPimpDaddy2 BostonPimpDaddy2
    10/22/09

    @Nick: Then this plate is NOT for you.
    NEXT #cakeplate
     Reply
    EBone promoted this comment BostonPimpDaddy2 was starred BostonPimpDaddy2 was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/22/09

    In reply to High Tech Cake Plate Almost Makes Up for Not Loving Your Own Child
    I'd prefer to program a different song into it...

    Many years ago today something grew
    inside of your mother...
    That thing was you

    YOU

    YOU YOU YOU YOU

    Did she scream did she cry
    Only those that are born are the ones that get to die

    One more year closer to dying
    Rotting organs ripping grinding
    Biological discordance
    Birthday equals self abhorrence

    Years keep passing aging always
    Mutate into vapid slugs
    Doctor gives a new prescription
    Bullet in a fucking gun

    One more year closer to dying
    Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
    You forget why you came in here
    Your mind rots with every New Year

    RSVP PLEASE
    For the DETH of thee
    You have little time
    And you're running out of life

    Happy Birthday
    You're gonna die

    Now you're old and full of hatred
    Take a pill to masturbatred
    Children point to you and scream
    Because they will become that thing

    One more year of further suffering
    There's no point of fucking bluffing
    Open up your DETHDAY present
    It's a box of fucking nothing

    RSVP PLEASE
    For the DETH of thee
    You have little time
    And you're running out of life

    DIE DIE
    DETHDAY
    BIRTHDAY
    DETHDAY
    DIE DIE
    DETHDAY
    BIRTHDAY
    DETHDAY

    RSVP PLEASE
    For the DETH of thee
    You have little time
    And you're running out of life

    Happy Birthday
    You're gonna die     #cakeplate
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    Image of Dilpickle1 Dilpickle1
    10/22/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: You know, I know of a pretty good therapist, I think he can help you. #cakeplate
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    Image of Anonymoose Anonymoose
    10/22/09

    @Dilpickle1: does he play the bass? because kaiser is taking lead accordian and i will be supporting on the tambourine, so we only need a couple more to flesh out our band. #cakeplate
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    Geisrud promoted this comment Anonymoose was starred Anonymoose was unstarred
    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    10/22/09

    @Anonymoose: I'll get my bagpipes #cakeplate
     Reply
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    Image of Nick Nick
    10/22/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: more cowbell #cakeplate
     Reply
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    10/22/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: It brought a tear to my eye! #cakeplate
     Reply
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    Image of Robotronic Robotronic
    10/22/09

    In reply to High Tech Cake Plate Almost Makes Up for Not Loving Your Own Child
    Those are some weak-ass balloons in the corner. #cakeplate
     Reply
    EBone promoted this comment Robotronic was starred Robotronic was unstarred
    Image of EBone EBone
    10/22/09

    @Robotronic: To be fair, it's a weak-ass cake. #cakeplate
     Reply
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    Image of Curves Curves
    10/22/09

    In reply to High Tech Cake Plate Almost Makes Up for Not Loving Your Own Child
    Looks like a bitch to clean. #cakeplate
     Reply
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    Image of BIGE1312 BIGE1312
    10/22/09

    @Curves: Why does it have to be a bitch? Huh? Why can't it be a bastard? Huh? Tell me. ; ) #cakeplate
     Reply
    Curves promoted this comment BIGE1312 was starred BIGE1312 was unstarred
    Image of Curves Curves
    10/22/09

    @BIGE1312: Its gradient. Cleaning it bitch is hard, cleaning a bastard is more difficult but a lot more fun. #cakeplate
     Reply
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    10/22/09

    In reply to High Tech Cake Plate Almost Makes Up for Not Loving Your Own Child
    Add some lasers to actually cut the cake, and some protective glasses, and I'm in. What could possibli go wrong? #cakeplate
     Reply
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    Image of aek8 aek8
    10/22/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_FeelsLikeABurningAngel: Safety glasses? What kind of wuss are you?

    PossiblY go wrong. Huh, that's the firs thing that's ever gone wrong. #cakeplate
     Reply
    GitEmSteveDave_FeelsLikeABurningAngel promoted this comment aek8 was starred aek8 was unstarred
    Image of t4stywh34t t4stywh34t
    10/22/09

    In reply to High Tech Cake Plate Almost Makes Up for Not Loving Your Own Child
    Alton Brown just vomited in his mouth a little. #cakeplate
     Reply
    Tawnie is noddin' her head like "Yeah!" promoted this comment t4stywh34t was starred t4stywh34t was unstarred
    Image of Tawnie is saving no daylight Tawnie is saving no daylight
    10/22/09

    @t4stywh34t: I can just see Alton Brown smashing one of these. #cakeplate
     Reply
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    Image of jcarlson30 jcarlson30
    10/20/09

    In reply to Touch-Sensitive Faucet Is Absolute Kitchen Genius
    i just install this Faucet and it is great. the only thing missing is on the soap dispenser there is not a matching black base. you also have to make sure the blue light is off, as you can shut off the water, after touching it and leave the light on and kill the batteries. I think an ac adapter is needed
     Reply
    spannu promoted this comment jcarlson30 was starred jcarlson30 was unstarred
    Image of spannu spannu
    10/20/09

    @jcarlson30: But batteries are the future! #deltatouchsensitivefaucet
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    Image of debbyherbenick debbyherbenick
    10/20/09

    In reply to Touch-Sensitive Faucet Is Absolute Kitchen Genius
    I love the second picture. The faucet sort of looks like the top of a heart. #deltatouchsensitivefaucet
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    Image of debbyherbenick debbyherbenick
    10/20/09

    In reply to Touch-Sensitive Faucet Is Absolute Kitchen Genius
    Oops duplicate.
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    Edited by debbyherbenick at 10/20/09 2:01 PM debbyherbenick was starred debbyherbenick was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/20/09

    In reply to Touch-Sensitive Faucet Is Absolute Kitchen Genius
    Even if it always defaults to cold, this is fine with me. When my hands are covered in dough or thick marinade I'd love to have something like this. I can't reach the lever with my elbow since there's a low-hanging shelf right above the fixture, so this would be really handy.
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    Edited by Kaiser-Machead at 10/20/09 10:55 AM Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    10/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I use my feet. #deltatouchsensitivefaucet
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    10/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: How about using the back of your hand or wrist? #deltatouchsensitivefaucet
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    Image of Andrew Dickerson Andrew Dickerson
    10/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: What about using a midget. #deltatouchsensitivefaucet
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    Kaiser-Machead promoted this comment Andrew Dickerson was starred Andrew Dickerson was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/20/09

    @Andrew Dickerson: A little person is a human being, not some sort of kitchen aid or an alarm system whenever a plane approaches. #deltatouchsensitivefaucet
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    Image of Barry99705 Barry99705
    10/20/09

    In reply to Touch-Sensitive Faucet Is Absolute Kitchen Genius
    Great. I have touch lamps that randomly turn themselves on and off. Now the kitchen faucet will do the same thing. #deltatouchsensitivefaucet
     Reply
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