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Ladies and gentlemen: I present evolution at work.
This animal is clearly too stupid to survive in the wild. It would most likely starve to death, break its neck while walking, or possibly drown in a puddle of its own drool.
As such, this animal evolved into a form that made it "cute" and "cuddly". It evolved in such a way as to be aesthetically pleasing and entertaining to a species slightly more intelligent than itself. In exchange for enhancing the superior organism's habitat through "cuteness" and antic behavior, it receives food, shelter, and protection - both from predators and its own stupidity.
@diverguy: My cat is a street/house cat. One second he's sleeping on the bed and sitting on my lap, the next he has an OWL clutched in his jaws and is bringing it in the house.
Again, I must say I am confused. In the previous Giz story about calibrating your turntable I lamented that, no matter what I did, records on my turntable sounded awful. Now again, here we have a kitten spinning around looking all adorable, but I've tried this now with several cats, and I never get these cutesy results.
Am I supposed to be setting the power level to half? Or just use the "popcorn" setting? Anyone, any ideas? Oh, and does anyone know a good way to clear the microwave's vents of clogged fur and crispy bits?
BOSSKEV: Milking A Joke For All It's Worth Since 1955
04/18/09
This animal is clearly too stupid to survive in the wild. It would most likely starve to death, break its neck while walking, or possibly drown in a puddle of its own drool.
As such, this animal evolved into a form that made it "cute" and "cuddly". It evolved in such a way as to be aesthetically pleasing and entertaining to a species slightly more intelligent than itself. In exchange for enhancing the superior organism's habitat through "cuteness" and antic behavior, it receives food, shelter, and protection - both from predators and its own stupidity.
As you can see, evolution does, in fact, exist.
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Am I supposed to be setting the power level to half? Or just use the "popcorn" setting? Anyone, any ideas? Oh, and does anyone know a good way to clear the microwave's vents of clogged fur and crispy bits?
BOSSKEV: Milking A Joke For All It's Worth Since 1955
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