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    Macabre Plush Toys Are Perfect Xmas Gift for Future Psychokillers
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    12/18/08

    In reply to Macabre Plush Toys Are Perfect Xmas Gift for Future Psychokillers
    For fun, check out Meanie Babies. I love Splat! the Roadkill Cat and Burnsy the Bear.
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Macabre Plush Toys Are Perfect Xmas Gift for Future Psychokillers
    I know some med students that would get a real kick out of the conjoined teddies. Medical oddity stuffed animals is an untapped market.
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Macabre Plush Toys Are Perfect Xmas Gift for Future Psychokillers
    So are we to believe that if you are made of cloth, then cloth scissors and cloth saws can injure you?


    In that case...keep your fleshy knives away from me!

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    12/18/08

    @92BuickLeSabre: No. However, if you are made of cloth, you should avoid the ocean or you will get eaten by a cloth shark.


    Then, when the cloth vacation town is in danger of having to close its cloth beaches, the cloth mayor will refuse, leading to more cloth people getting eaten by the cloth shark. Eventually, the cloth town will have to hire a cloth drunk who will take his old cloth trawler out to try to catch it. You'll probably need to find a cloth cokehead to tag along to balance out the ornery cloth drunk.


    The cloth drunk will try to kill the cloth shark. If you're lucky, he'll tell you about his run-in with cloth sharks back in WW-Cloth when his cloth battleship was sunk my a Japanese cloth submarine. Then the cloth fishing trawler will sink and you'll have to fire a cloth shotgun at a cloth SCUBA tank.


    Remember to say the catchphrase "Smile you cloth son-of-a-bitch".

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    12/18/08

    In reply to Macabre Plush Toys Are Perfect Xmas Gift for Future Psychokillers
    That girl was running with some big scissors.
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    12/18/08

    @fredygamer: The scissors are normal size. The girl was one of The Littles.
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Macabre Plush Toys Are Perfect Xmas Gift for Future Psychokillers
    I want a teddy bear impaled on a unicorn. I may even consider accepting it in lieu of a real valkyrie riding a real unicorn, which is what I want for Chrismukkah.
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Macabre Plush Toys Are Perfect Xmas Gift for Future Psychokillers
    This is the kind of thing that younh Jeffrey Dahmer would have asked Santa for. (The really bad ones start with animal multilation you know.)
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Macabre Plush Toys Are Perfect Xmas Gift for Future Psychokillers
    I hate the cat one...


    But the unicorn one is friggin awesome sauce.

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    12/18/08

    @Kaiser Shove This In Your Stocking Machead: I loooooooove the cat one.

    That's right. You heard me. Loooooooooove it!
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    12/18/08

    @Kaiser Shove This In Your Stocking Machead: We need to get it for OMG!Ponies Chrismakuh gift.
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    12/18/08

    @Kaiser Shove This In Your Stocking Machead: Trust me, you'd feel the exact opposite if you had a pet unicorn instead of a pet cat.
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Macabre Plush Toys Are Perfect Xmas Gift for Future Psychokillers
    wonder what my teacher would have graded me had I made one of these in home ec. back in the day.


    I know my shop teacher would have aced me

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    12/18/08

    In reply to Macabre Plush Toys Are Perfect Xmas Gift for Future Psychokillers
    lol that cat one is messed up, it's not even funny
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    12/18/08

    @f0rge: So, let's see... You think a dead (or maimed) cat isn't funny... but a severed human head, or a baby in the jaws of an alligator is? Or do you just care less about humans and more about cats?


    You definitely have a strange dividing line between FUNNY and NOT FUNNY.


    I think they are all quite amusing.

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