<![CDATA[Gizmodo: knockers]]> http://tags.gizmodo.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Gizmodo: knockers]]> http://gizmodo.com/tag/knockers http://gizmodo.com/tag/knockers <![CDATA[NSFW: Boob App on the iPhone is Obviously Called iBoobs, Obviously Not Approved]]> Sir? Could I interest you in a boobs app for your iPhone? Perhaps one that's motion sensitive, so you can jiggle it at will?

Ooooh, I'm sorry. It's not possible. Apple has denied our application on the grounds that it's either obscene, pornographic, offensive or defamatory. Apologies!

Maybe with the upcoming NSFW category in the iPhone App store you may get a chance to jiggle me for yourself, but I wouldn't count on it. [iPhone Ticker via Macenstein via Kotaku]

]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5116493&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Boobies: The Executive Desk Toy]]> Remember the pendulum executive desk toys that were so popular in the '80s? Then you'll be familiar with Mrs. Newton's Knockers. A few questions though.

Does Mrs. Newton herself have five breasts? More than five breasts? Are these someone else's breasts? Did she take one each from five women, or are there two women walking around breastless and one with just half a breast? All pertinent questions. – Jason Chen

Product Page [Find me a gift via Nerd Approved]

]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=252865&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Top 10 Boob Gadgets]]> American Inventor Spot likes boobies as much as we do. They've compiled a list of the top 10 boobie gadgets that you or your wife can buy. We've covered some of them here before, like the boob remote, mousepad and the breast-shaped shampoo dispenser, but keeping up with these things is a full-time job. That's why we're glad American Inventors are on the case. – Jason Chen

10 Ways to Have Fun with Boobs [American InventorSpot]

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