Deodorizing Toilet Seats Are the New Air Fresheners

Kudos to Kohler for tackling one of the most unpleasant aspects of being a living organism, and making it slightly less awful. The company's already released hands-free toilet flushing kits and a seat with a nightlight, and it's now tackling bathroom odors with a deodorizing seat that helps mask your discretions for… » 11/05/14 4:56pm 11/05/14 4:56pm

This Faucet Sprayer's Flat Blade of Water Scrapes Dishes Clean

If you're lucky enough to have a retractable sprayer attached to your kitchen faucet, you've probably noticed that its circular blast often isn't powerful enough to really scrape dishes clean. To fix that, Kohler is introducing what it calls Sweep spray technology that blasts stuck-on food with a wide blade of water… » 4/20/14 11:00am 4/20/14 11:00am

Toilet Seats Should Have Come With Built-In Nightlights From Day One

Outside of cartoonish decals there hasn't been much innovation in the toilet seat industry for a few decades. So it's nice to see Kohler finally bringing something new to the table (err, toilet). A built-in LED nightlight means you'll never have to squint your way through an overnight bathroom break again. » 2/07/14 10:20am 2/07/14 10:20am

Kohler Fountainhead Toilet Makes Crapping So Luxurious You Won't Even…

This Kohler Fountainhead toilet looks so not like a conventional toilet that we'll probably have second thoughts about putting our asses on it and letting fly. Not only is there a glowing LED mechanism on the back to illuminate your business, but buttons on the lid allow it to automatically open up for #1 or #2. For… » 5/01/08 4:30pm 5/01/08 4:30pm

Kohler Karbon Is Modern Art Awesomeness For The Kitchen

Kohler's Karbon faucet is not the first to receive a cutting edge design, but it packs that extra wow factor with it's segmented, cylindrical design. The articulated faucet not only looks like a series of James Bond-esque pistol silencers, but it lets you drag and hold the faucet where you need it. It doesn't hang… » 4/17/08 5:27pm 4/17/08 5:27pm

Seven Streams of Water Won't Get You Any Cleaner Than One

How many streams of water does it really take for you to get clean? For me, generally speaking, it's just one, but it seems that for some people they just need more. I guess that's the thinking behind the Kohler WaterHaven, a $3,300 shower with seven water outlets. In order to scrub the putrid stench of self-loathing… » 5/31/07 9:33am 5/31/07 9:33am

Polk Audio's SoundTile Speakers Spray Your Shower With Sound

Designed to match Kohler's WaterTile Body Spray shower nozzles, these Polk Audio SoundTile speakers give you music in the shower without having to balance a ghetto boombox precariously on the tub lip. The 4-inch by 4-inch speakers are connected by coax wires to your sound source on the outside of the tub, and have… » 5/08/07 6:31pm 5/08/07 6:31pm

Sok Overflowing Bath Looks Great 'Til You Get In

The sok Overflowing Bath from Kohler looks so nice that it should be some sort of crime for your fat, naked ass to ruin the beauty of it by clogging the drain with pubes and littering the serene surface with bath toys. It's designed for two people, so you'll also need to find someone willing to take a bath with you. » 2/16/07 3:00pm 2/16/07 3:00pm