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toilets

Kohler Fountainhead Toilet Makes Crapping So Luxurious You Won't Even Want to Wipe

This Kohler Fountainhead toilet looks so not like a conventional toilet that we'll probably have second thoughts about putting our asses on it and letting fly. Not only is there a glowing LED mechanism on the back to illuminate your business, but buttons on the lid allow it to automatically open up for #1 or #2. For the eco-maniacs, there's the 1.28 gallon per flush system, saving water and dehydrating sewer crocodiles at the same time. How much would you pay for this? $3,800? It's yours in June. It's the closest thing you'll get to taking a dump on Ayn Rand's work without resorting to defecating in the fiction aisle at Barnes and Noble. [Kohler via DVICE] More »

kitchens

Kohler Karbon Is Modern Art Awesomeness For The Kitchen

Kohler's Karbon faucet is not the first to receive a cutting edge design, but it packs that extra wow factor with it's segmented, cylindrical design. The articulated faucet not only looks like a series of James Bond-esque pistol silencers, but it lets you drag and hold the faucet where you need it. It doesn't hang limp or shoot back to the base like those with a pullout head.
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bathtubs

Benny Bathes for Giz: Kohler VibrAcoustic Tub is T-Tastic

The suckas at Kohler wanted me to try out their new VibrAcoustic tub today, but I already took a bath this morning. I sent that one bathtubbin' fool in my place, and while I may go Clubber Lang on him for trying to impersonate the T, this tub looks pretty sweet. More »

filth

Seven Streams of Water Won't Get You Any Cleaner Than One

How many streams of water does it really take for you to get clean? For me, generally speaking, it's just one, but it seems that for some people they just need more. I guess that's the thinking behind the Kohler WaterHaven, a $3,300 shower with seven water outlets. In order to scrub the putrid stench of self-loathing from your body, you'll have two showerheads, four body sprays and one hand shower. Gee, seems totally worth it to me. More »

speakers

Polk Audio's SoundTile Speakers Spray Your Shower With Sound

Designed to match Kohler's WaterTile Body Spray shower nozzles, these Polk Audio SoundTile speakers give you music in the shower without having to balance a ghetto boombox precariously on the tub lip. The 4-inch by 4-inch speakers are connected by coax wires to your sound source on the outside of the tub, and have grills and drains so water shouldn't get to the delicate areas. More »

home entertainment

Sok Overflowing Bath Looks Great 'Til You Get In

The sok Overflowing Bath from Kohler looks so nice that it should be some sort of crime for your fat, naked ass to ruin the beauty of it by clogging the drain with pubes and littering the serene surface with bath toys. It's designed for two people, so you'll also need to find someone willing to take a bath with you. More »

gadgets

Kohler C3 Series Toilet Seats Offer Hands-Free Butt-Washing, American Style

Who says the Japanese make all the fancy potties? Kohler has jumped into wash-yer-butt bidet derby with its C3 series toilet seats, using a special "hydra-cleansing wand" (pictured at right) to give you a hands-free alternative to toilet paper. More »

gadgets

Kohler DTV Touchscreen Shower Controller

Not long ago, taking a shower involved just turning the knobs on a couple of plumbing fixtures and waiting for the water to heat up. Now Kohler takes that simple task to the next level with DTV (Digital Thermostatic Valve), a waterproof control panel that lets you dial up the exact temperature of your shower. More »

gadgets

Space-Saving Stove

This is a hell of an idea, especially for dorms or small spaces (like my first apartment, where I could actually cook right from my bed). The all-in-one cooking sink by Kohler actually has a stovetop built into the sink, spacious enough to put a large pot on, but not big enough to make it look like two appliances. Genius. It's also got a chopping board and it actually looks pretty darn good. You won't be baking cookies anytime soon, but we trust that won't be much of a problem. More »