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    Office Chair or Genital Torture Device?
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Office Chair or Genital Torture Device?
    This chair is brought to you by our sponsors:



    and the new Steven Segal film, Cockpuncher:
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    06/25/09

    @OMG!ToOMG!,ByMyPonies!_GitEmSteveDave:


    Stone Cold Killer


    + Watch video
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    06/25/09

    @Imtheredude:
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Office Chair or Genital Torture Device?
    My testicles get it, and they're afraid of it.
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Office Chair or Genital Torture Device?
    Perhaps they just forgot to toss the 360 degree pillow on it before they took the photo?


    There are a lot of very strange chairs out there, and at my glorious place of employment we have some unique individuals that love exploring options like this. Still, I admit I am having difficulty imagining anyone doing a yippee-skippie dance for this one.

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    06/25/09

    @Monty: Hey, when did you get a star? Have you had it all this time and I never noticed it? If you just got it, then congrats.
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Office Chair or Genital Torture Device?
    My chair spins just fine and is one of the best Office Hockey chairs I've used.
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Office Chair or Genital Torture Device?
    I'm guessing you sit on it like proper ladies sit on a horse while riding, sidesaddle. They rarely put the height adjusters sticking out the front.
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    06/25/09

    @OMG!ToOMG!,ByMyPonies!_GitEmSteveDave: Do people still ride sidesaddle? Its SO unsafe, I would have thought it had gone the way of button up shoes and floppy drives.
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    06/25/09

    @Curves: Wait, my shoes aren't supposed to button up? All to all, by my mustard, that carpet bagger lied to me!
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    06/25/09

    @Curves: Congratulations. You have described my shoe-tree and the computer that contains all of my sensitive financial information.
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Office Chair or Genital Torture Device?
    Is it only me that saw the picture and immediately thought it was some kind of swivel toilet?
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    06/25/09

    @BergenCountyJC: I also thought it was some type of toilet from the thumbnail.
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Office Chair or Genital Torture Device?
    Regardless of gender, that chair looks uncomfortable and unsafe (though the degrees on the foot ring look kinda cool, even if they prove to be worthless).
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    06/25/09

    @Curves: I think it has a vibrating feature...


    Better?

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    06/25/09

    @closhedbb: That whole "vibration" thing is overrated; after a while the vibrations cause numbness. (I know this from my foot massager.)


    No. Really. Foot. Stop laughing, I am dead serious here.

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    06/26/09

    @Curves: The degree markers are incredibly useful for those "who can spin the chair the most in one spin?" competitions... you can never be too accurate on those occasions.
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    06/26/09

    @OfficerMike: I thought the winner of those contests was the person who puked first. It always worked for me.
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