Anyone who's played Mario Kart knows the terror of seeing these shells bearing down in their rear-view (not the blue! Anything but that!). Now these leader-seeking missiles are coming to the real world in the form of adorable R/C racers.
Graphic chef and artist Jude Buffum has prepared these images showing the meat cuts of 8-bit video game beasts. I'm dying for a Bowser porterhouse steak. Rare, please, with a side of fries. But before that, I want some sushi appetizers:
I wish these Mario, Koopa, Goomba, and Shroom 4GB USB thumb drives were actual Nintendo mass-produced products. That way I wouldn't have to spend $55 on each of them, but hey, they are handcrafted with love.