Sorry, but blacklight trumps glow in the dark anydangday. You don't need special clothes for it, and purple is way more fun and way less creepy than green.
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@Mike Zuniga: I've also found that blacklight does not favor fake tans, either. Not that anyone's skin looks particularly savory under a black light, but if you use that spray-on orange stuff, you turn a new shade of ewww.
So...raising standards for personal hygiene, cleanliness, and appearance? Another plus for blacklight. ;-) #luminoglow
@mattycakes: I think you're confused my man. When you buy something like this for her, it's actually a gift for you. Do yourself a favor and still take her to dinner. #luminoglow
It somehow manages to seem somehow exploitative (the bikinis were necessary why?) without mustering up any titillation whatsoever (all that skin and they made music with only handshakes and high fives?). I suppose that can be considered a remarkable achievement, at least in the sense that I felt a need to remark on it.
@jdale: It's because he knew it was going to be extremely boring and not as exciting as it was hyped to be. Having chicks in bikinis made us kind of look passed it but obviously he didn't have enough chicks cause we still saw the flaws.
Also: That Pepsi Max ad on this particular post?
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(I am aware that Giz editors/writers are not in charge of ads that appear on their page. Just pointing out ill timing. Good job, Gawker.)
@Ajh: Mine are in tact as well - and that mofo is most def fugly.
Might as well just make it all pink and bedazzled so us womenfolk will REALLY buy it, eh? *rolls eyes*
@shorty63136: Rhinestones, exactly what I was thinking. I'm surprised there isn't a pink model as well, because it's a well known fact that all women are genetically bred to love the colour pink. \sarcasm
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Was there any research to how women's butts would look with this shoved in their back pocket? Chunky square butt.
@shorty63136: Hmmm Pink isn't so bad really. I like colors. I just don't like fake metallic that grabs fingerprints and weird designs. My last phone that wasn't black was lime green...
"The two inch screen's clever design means that at the touch of a button the screen becomes a mirror, offering a discreet way to make sure you look as good as your mobile phone.
"In other words, "You can check your mirror so that you can try to modify your looks up to the same quality as our phone - UGLY. HAHAHA YOUR UgLY"
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those would look great on my floor #luminoglow
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Sickly color, that. #luminoglow
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So...raising standards for personal hygiene, cleanliness, and appearance? Another plus for blacklight. ;-) #luminoglow
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Damn her if she asks for a lotion basket, a nice dinner or some stupid jewelry. #luminoglow
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Hello, insult - meet injury.
(I am aware that Giz editors/writers are not in charge of ads that appear on their page. Just pointing out ill timing. Good job, Gawker.)
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Might as well just make it all pink and bedazzled so us womenfolk will REALLY buy it, eh? *rolls eyes*
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Was there any research to how women's butts would look with this shoved in their back pocket? Chunky square butt.
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"In other words, "You can check your mirror so that you can try to modify your looks up to the same quality as our phone - UGLY. HAHAHA YOUR UgLY"