@badhatharry: They have gone past sex into Super sex. All i can say it involves tight fitting, almost skin tight clothing helmets an d 5 "Vehicles" that combine into a "Mecha Droid". Anything more than that will cost extra. #golfbra
When I saw it on the front page, I thought it is meant to be used while worn. And I thought to myself "don't putt too hard or you'll hit her in the nut with your ball."
ETA: I mean, cause when you think about it, the last thing cute Japanese chicks need are more balls flying at their faces. We've all seen Japanese game shows .
I love putting cups! I guess it will improve my short game on her front nine... Though I shudder to imagine how the sand trap and water hazard will come into play. #golfbra
Sorry, but blacklight trumps glow in the dark anydangday. You don't need special clothes for it, and purple is way more fun and way less creepy than green.
Edited by Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected at 10/30/09 11:03 AM
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@Mike Zuniga: I've also found that blacklight does not favor fake tans, either. Not that anyone's skin looks particularly savory under a black light, but if you use that spray-on orange stuff, you turn a new shade of ewww.
So...raising standards for personal hygiene, cleanliness, and appearance? Another plus for blacklight. ;-) #luminoglow
@mattycakes: I think you're confused my man. When you buy something like this for her, it's actually a gift for you. Do yourself a favor and still take her to dinner. #luminoglow
It somehow manages to seem somehow exploitative (the bikinis were necessary why?) without mustering up any titillation whatsoever (all that skin and they made music with only handshakes and high fives?). I suppose that can be considered a remarkable achievement, at least in the sense that I felt a need to remark on it.
@jdale: It's because he knew it was going to be extremely boring and not as exciting as it was hyped to be. Having chicks in bikinis made us kind of look passed it but obviously he didn't have enough chicks cause we still saw the flaws.
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I am honestly amazed anyone there has sex. #golfbra
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ETA: I mean, cause when you think about it, the last thing cute Japanese chicks need are more balls flying at their faces. We've all seen Japanese game shows .
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We get glow-in-the-dark condoms. #luminoglow
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Right?
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Sickly color, that. #luminoglow
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So...raising standards for personal hygiene, cleanliness, and appearance? Another plus for blacklight. ;-) #luminoglow
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Damn her if she asks for a lotion basket, a nice dinner or some stupid jewelry. #luminoglow
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