Photoshop Contest: Let's Destroy Some Livestrong Bracelets

So Lance Armstrong is an official doper. Big deal; apparently everyone doped back then. (I've always suspected his name was fake as well—it's just too perfect.) But now Nike dumped Lance in the sleaziest way possible, and Livestrong, deprived of its cancer-survivor spokesjock and defiled by Nike being shitty about the… » 10/17/12 11:51am 10/17/12 11:51am

Lance Armstrong's 12 Screws and Metal Plate in Collarbone Make Him a Low-Grade Cyborg

Lance Armstrong received surgery to more quickly fix his collarbone, which was broken into 4 pieces during a bicycle race in Spain. I wonder if he knows that the metal from the screws can set off the metal detectors in airports sometimes. (I have a titanium rod in my left tibia and the left over screw shavings set off… » 3/25/09 5:08pm 3/25/09 5:08pm