Photoshop Contest: Let's Destroy Some Livestrong Bracelets

So Lance Armstrong is an official doper. Big deal; apparently everyone doped back then. (I've always suspected his name was fake as well—it's just too perfect.) But now Nike dumped Lance in the sleaziest way possible, and Livestrong, deprived of its cancer-survivor spokesjock and defiled by Nike being shitty about the…

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Stars, They're Just Like Us: Lance Armstrong Wants an iSlate Too!

After his seven Tour de France wins, I thought my man-crush on Lance Armstrong couldn't get any bigger or creepier. But that's all changed—today I learned that Lance is an iSlate-obsessed gadget-head just like me.

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Lance Armstrong's 12 Screws and Metal Plate in Collarbone Make Him a…

Lance Armstrong received surgery to more quickly fix his collarbone, which was broken into 4 pieces during a bicycle race in Spain. I wonder if he knows that the metal from the screws can set off the metal detectors in airports sometimes. (I have a titanium rod in my left tibia and the left over screw shavings set off…

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100 Million iPods—in Sony's Face

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It's official. Apple has sold 100 million iPods. According to the press release, this isn't just some round number. Apparently, 100 million units sold in five and a half years makes the iPod "the fastest selling music player in history." As if that wasn't enough of a potshot at Sony, makers of the now-forgotten Walkman, …

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