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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/12/09

    In reply to This Is Simply The Coolest Pop-Up Book We've Seen
    A pop up book about the LHC should also have a page showing massive piles of money being sucked into a vortex. #atlaspopupbook
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    11/12/09

    In reply to This Is Simply The Coolest Pop-Up Book We've Seen
    I will make a black hole
    You will see something new
    But first I must collide
    Particle one and particle two #atlaspopupbook
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    Image of met2art met2art
    11/12/09

    In reply to This Is Simply The Coolest Pop-Up Book We've Seen
    In related news, the Pop-Up Book of Erectile Dysfunction has been a total failure...
    [gizmodo.com] #atlaspopupbook
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    Image of RoboBagins RoboBagins
    10/30/09

    In reply to Confirmed: CERN Is Just a Huge Half-Life Level
    So if CERN is Black Mesa, just who is Aperture Science? #cernhalflife
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    Image of KTK1990 KTK1990
    10/30/09

    In reply to Confirmed: CERN Is Just a Huge Half-Life Level
    I hope they have some big doors there that lock tight, to hold all the aliens in there.

    But, the vortigons (sp?), can actually be useful and go into the medical industry. Since they revived Alyx after her enounter with the hunter. #cernhalflife
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    10/30/09

    In reply to Confirmed: CERN Is Just a Huge Half-Life Level
    Not sure about that. I don't see the crowbar... #cernhalflife
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    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    10/30/09

    In reply to Confirmed: CERN Is Just a Huge Half-Life Level
    As a guy named Gordon -- and a Gordon who has worked at particle accelerators before, and is wearing a SLAC hoodie at this very moment, at that -- I completely agree with this assessment. #cernhalflife
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    Image of Jackhole Jackhole
    10/30/09

    In reply to Confirmed: CERN Is Just a Huge Half-Life Level
    Needs more boxes and 50 gallon barrels. And headcrabs. #cernhalflife
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    Image of dingus dingus
    10/30/09

    @Jackhole: The halls in the basement of the local University's physics department are lined with big crates, usually marked with some indication that it had once shipped some sort of big honking laser. #cernhalflife
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    Image of Jackhole Jackhole
    10/31/09

    @dingus: Clearly CERN needs some instruction from your local Univ. They also need more dangling, sparking electrical wires. #cernhalflife
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    Image of bonedog73 bonedog73
    10/28/09

    In reply to LHC Roars to Life, Begins Task of Destroying Universe Yet Again
    Can I download the plans for this off the interwebs? I'm going to build one in my back yard, then maybe my jacknumber neighbors will move away! #lhcrepairs
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    Image of psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!
    10/28/09

    In reply to LHC Roars to Life, Begins Task of Destroying Universe Yet Again
    Not before my birthday I'm not! Nov 18 - Oh yes, I'm a Scorpio. I'm such a selfish bastard that all I can think about is my gifts, which ammount to zero.

    Let's just hope it breaks again. I just want to live long enough to see SSD prices drop. #lhcrepairs
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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    10/28/09

    In reply to LHC Roars to Life, Begins Task of Destroying Universe Yet Again
    Well, I'm doing the one thing this weekend I really thought I'd never ever do in my entire life: act on a theatre play.

    So... that sounds about right. The world really had to end after that. #lhcrepairs
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    10/28/09

    In reply to LHC Roars to Life, Begins Task of Destroying Universe Yet Again
    So what you're saying is, I don't have to worry about Christmas shopping? #lhcrepairs
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    Image of kfonda kfonda
    10/28/09

    They'll be too late to destroy the world, for I, Professor Chaos and my assistant General Disarray (and our minions) have already put our devious plan into action. The world should be destroyed any minute now... #lhcrepairs
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    10/28/09

    @kfonda: Cool. Thanks. Aaaaany mimute now. All righty. (Checks watch) Coming up. Any minute. (pause) So, you get the tin foil for your mask from Reynold's Wrap, or Ding Dong wrappers or what? #lhcrepairs
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    10/28/09

    @badhatharry: aww shucks, looks like Mysterion and The Coon have foiled my plan this time but rest assured my next plan wont fail. #lhcrepairs
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    10/28/09

    @kfonda: So what you're saying is, I do have to worry about Christmas shopping? Thanks a lot, Professor. You've marginally inconvenienced me once again. #lhcrepairs
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    Image of gemcosta gemcosta
    10/28/09

    In reply to LHC Roars to Life, Begins Task of Destroying Universe Yet Again
    Hopefully I get to see the reaction of other people getting sucked into the black hole before getting sucked in myself. #lhcrepairs
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    Image of TailsNZ TailsNZ
    10/28/09

    In reply to LHC Roars to Life, Begins Task of Destroying Universe Yet Again
    Right now high school boys around the world and probably showing this to high school girls, hoping they'll get lucky like that guy in the Australian school earlier this year. #lhcrepairs
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    10/28/09

    @TailsNZ: yeah, cuz high school girls aren't just giving it up for jelly bracelets. #lhcrepairs
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    10/28/09

    In reply to LHC Roars to Life, Begins Task of Destroying Universe Yet Again
    Well that’s just peachy!!!!

    I had plans for November! #lhcrepairs
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