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    Google Co-Founder's Lessons In Cellphone Etiquette

    Page's Law: Why Your Computer Runs Like Crap After 18 Months

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    Image of Maximoisgood Maximoisgood
    10/22/09

    In reply to Google Co-Founder's Lessons In Cellphone Etiquette
    speaking of eyebrows, my eyebrows are quite thick, is it now socially acceptable to trim them. I have been wondering of doing this but I am afraid I might be seen as a metrosexual kinda person. The reason I ask here, is because the theme came up, and you guys are like me, mostly geeky. #google
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    10/22/09

    @Maximoisgood: Yes it is. #google
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    10/21/09

    In reply to Google Co-Founder's Lessons In Cellphone Etiquette
    I have sort of the same issue. I can't sit still. I simply can't. My hands need to be doing something. I always end up fiddling with a rubber band or a wad of paper or something. If I don't, I just zone out and I end up not remembering what has transpired in the last hour or so.

    One time, during my job orientation, the instructor left these little rubber koosh-ball knock offs on each of the tables for people to fiddle with. I loved the thing. #google
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    Image of ludwigk ludwigk
    10/22/09

    @Xagest: Mild fiddling is one thing. annoying, but marginally tolerable. To not even look at the guy during a meeting? That's clearly unacceptable.

    Once I was in a production meeting, and the VP was playing with her ring, spinning it on the table out of boredom, which made a lot of distracting noise. Of course, no one was going to call her on it. #google
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    10/21/09

    In reply to Google Co-Founder's Lessons In Cellphone Etiquette
    "I said to Larry, ‘Is this boring?' "

    "No. This was just going to take a second, but you wouldn't believe how much lag this myTouch 3G has," Page said. #google
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    Image of psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!
    10/21/09

    In reply to Google Co-Founder's Lessons In Cellphone Etiquette
    Fixed:

    "I said to Larry, ‘Is this boring?' "

    "What? I'm sorry I'm too busy being a douche. I always do this," Page said.

    "Well, you can't do this," Diller said. "Choose."

    "I own Google, so that automagically gives me the authority to do what I please." Page said matter-of-factly, not lifting his eyes from his handheld device, as he googled an efficient way to fix his eyebrows. #google
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    Image of ace731 ace731
    10/21/09

    @psychonaut2021: Secrets of the Pineal Gland: if you had more money than God would you care how your gums and eyebrows looked?

    didnt think so #google
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    10/22/09

    @ace731: If you had more money than God, you'd think you'd get that shit fixed. #google
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    10/21/09

    In reply to Google Co-Founder's Lessons In Cellphone Etiquette
    Jaws called. He wants his gums back. #google
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    Image of Jesus Diaz Jesus Diaz
    10/21/09

    In reply to Google Co-Founder's Lessons In Cellphone Etiquette
    What a fucking assclown.
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    10/21/09

    @Jesus Diaz: And his teeth freak me the hell out. #google
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    10/22/09

    @Jesus Diaz: And that was during the *early days* of Google. One can only estimate the sheer magnitude of his ego now, which would no doubt require n-dimensional log modeling, a PS3 distributed computing client, and a roomful of Ph.Ds. #google
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    10/22/09

    @Jesus Diaz: Google: Don't be evil, but being a douchebag is fine. #google
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    10/22/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: They match his Ernie's eyebrows. #google
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    10/22/09

    @Jesus Diaz: A little more to bridge the gap, and he'd be more of a Burt. #google
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    Image of appletoad appletoad
    10/21/09

    In reply to Google Co-Founder's Lessons In Cellphone Etiquette
    Old man got PWNED! #google
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    10/22/09

    @appletoad: I know that's a ban-able phrase around these parts, but I concur with you statement in its entirety. #google
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    10/22/09

    @EBone: You can get banhammered for saying old man... Uh oh! #google
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    Image of SigmundTheSeaMonster SigmundTheSeaMonster
    05/30/09

    In reply to Page's Law: Why Your Computer Runs Like Crap After 18 Months
    Cache's Law states: Google's invasive cookies will fill your temporary cache and history. Ofcourse, Internut Explorer default setting is NOT to empty the temporary files.


    Thus Page's law is correct but also promotes the slowdown to stimulate new purchases of ubiquitous stuff.

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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    05/29/09

    In reply to Page's Law: Why Your Computer Runs Like Crap After 18 Months
    Ive always found that the more you know about something, be it computers or cars, the less often anything goes wrong with them without you actually having to do anything. Its like the universe appreciates and rewards knowledge on the quantum level or something. The more skills you have, the less you need them. Yeah that sounds just about dickish enough to be something the universe would do.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    05/29/09

    In reply to Page's Law: Why Your Computer Runs Like Crap After 18 Months
    This guy looks like he's going as Jesus Diaz for Halloween.
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    05/29/09

    @OMG! TenderRonis!: ROFL... and yes that actually made me laugh...
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    05/29/09

    In reply to Page's Law: Why Your Computer Runs Like Crap After 18 Months
    not true as long as you aren't constantly adding new software. i stick with a short list and use TinyXP and everything blazes along just as fast as it always did.


    iTunes, VLC, 7zip, Open Office, bittorrent, firefox. That's all, folks.

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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    05/29/09

    @OMG! Penis!: I have to agree. It erkes me to no end when one of my clients has so much crap on their computer that everything slugs along. Keep only what you are using. If you are done playing with 'King's Quest 2' why is it still on your hard drive?!!! GET IT OFF!
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    05/29/09

    @OMG! Footies!: I constantly yell that while sitting at my computer.
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    Image of Monty Monty
    05/29/09

    In reply to Page's Law: Why Your Computer Runs Like Crap After 18 Months
    Here I thought it was just my brain losing half it's performance every 18 months. Someone needs to explain to him that Limewire is probably not a good application to have on his PC, or, better yet (my apologies) but someone buy the man a Mac.
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    05/29/09

    @OMG! Twinkies!: "better yet (my apologies) but someone buy the man a Mac."


    But then he'll go from 'slow' to 'Mactarded'...

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    Image of Monty Monty
    05/29/09

    @OMG! Pastries!: I had never considered, before this moment, that we are faced with a choice of either our computer getting stupid or ourselves. I am typing this on a Windows XP system, so I think that means I chose well? But, secretly, I still kind of feel "tarded".
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    05/29/09

    @OMG! Twinkies!: I don't think it's that we're getting stupid. I think it's more a case of information overload and too much multi-tasking (not only on the computer but in general, trying to juggle work, family, etc.) which bogs us down. We need the computer equivalent of defragging and rebooting our grey matter from time-to-time...
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    05/29/09

    @OMG! Pastries!: I meant we need the human equivalent of defragging and rebooting our brains. Sigh.. See this is exactly what I'm talking about..
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    05/29/09

    In reply to Page's Law: Why Your Computer Runs Like Crap After 18 Months
    will I get banned for saying, "In soviet russia, laws write YOU" or "In soviet russia, software slows YOU"?
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    05/29/09

    @OMG! Sylvester Stallonies!: I don't know. Why don't you try it and find out?
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    05/29/09

    @OMG! Sylvester Stallonies!: I don't know. Let's find out....
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    05/29/09

    @OMG! Pastries!: JINX!
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    05/29/09

    @OMG! TenderRonis!: I forgot to 'refresh' before posting....
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    05/29/09

    In reply to Page's Law: Why Your Computer Runs Like Crap After 18 Months
    Why is Page allowed to make a law. I wanted a law that makes men go slower but no one made a Goddess' Law.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    05/29/09

    @OMG! Footies!: And I wanted a law that made women shut up after, but getting up and leaving was already a thing.
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    05/29/09

    @OMG! TenderRonis!: If you do it right she falls asleep.
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    05/29/09

    @OMG! Footies!: Oh sure, you say slower now but then before you know it you're screaming "faster" and "harder". Sheesh, make up your mind already...
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    05/29/09

    @OMG! Pastries!: Also very good laws. The trick is knowing when each law applies.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    05/29/09

    @OMG! Footies!: She always does, but that's more the roofies than me.
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    05/29/09

    @OMG! Pastries!: @OMG! Footies!: I've more than few programs, but I actively manage my registry. I can't stand programs starting up without my say so.
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    05/29/09

    @OMG! Dookie!: Bah. That doesn't go there; it goes further down.
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    Image of VenomIreland VenomIreland
    05/29/09

    @All: What is with everyone copying ponies?
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    05/29/09

    @OMG! Dookie!: I figured out that it went below. Giz commenters are smart… well some of them are.
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    05/29/09

    @OMG! Footies!: "Giz commenters are smart…"


    And some are smartasses... ;)

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    05/29/09

    @VenomIreland: What?
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    Image of Anonymoose Anonymoose
    05/29/09

    @OMG! Pastries!: he said


    *clears throat and speaks loudly*


    "What is with everyone copying ponies?"

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    05/29/09

    @Anonymoose: I hadn't noticed..
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    05/29/09

    @OMG! Pastries!: Watcha guys talking about?
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    05/29/09

    @OMG! Footies!: "Also very good laws. The trick is knowing when each law applies."


    Yeah... uhm, I'm more of the law-breaker type.

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    05/29/09

    @OMG! TenderRonis!: That's what I'm trying to figure out as well..
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    05/29/09

    @OMG! TenderRonis!: *looks on incredulously*


    man, i can't believe i have to repeat this


    *gives one more look at tenderPastryRonis lyke OMG!*


    "WHAT IS WITH EVERYONE COPYING PONIES????"

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    05/29/09

    @OMG! Pastries!: you didn't rewind before returning the video, did you? CRIMINAL, I HOPE YOU HANG!
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    05/29/09

    @Anonymoose: I'm not sure what you're talking about.
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    05/29/09

    @Anonymoose: Video? What is this 'video' you speak of? Oh wait, I remember now. Wasn't that like Betamax or something??
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    05/29/09

    @Anonymoose: I must be missing something because I don't understand this.
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    05/29/09

    In reply to Page's Law: Why Your Computer Runs Like Crap After 18 Months
    So we have Murphy's, Moore's, and Page's Laws, and Sylvester Stallone is the law. Is there anyone else?
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    05/29/09

    @OMG! Dookie!: Well you forgot Ponies! Law!, which as I understand it, he practices quite well...
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