Are you certain this is an optical disc player, or have you been inserting that term into the article? Videodiscs are indeed record players with needles which follow grooves on the disc to play video. I've seen them in person.
My choice LaserDisc memory: 8th grade bio, teacher who wasn't too good with the gadgets plays through a LD of a woman giving birth. When the video was over, she instinctively hit "rewind" as one is accustomed to doing for video tape, though without remembering to hit stop first.
We got to see the baby being crammed back in at 2x speed.
@loofkid: I would have too, but I would have absolutely pretended that I was doing it on accident.
"Shoot, now how do I work this thing again?" *slow motion* (Groans) "No, that's not it." *slow motion rewind* "One of these has to be stop." *pause* (Screams) *zoom* "I'm sure I'll figure it out in a second."
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Okay, I only made it to 0:55 when I was totally distracted by the fact that there was a movie called "How to Watch Pro Football."
Released in 1981 it "boasts the expertise of such legends as Tom Landry, Marv Levy, John McKay, Chuck Noll, Sam Rutigliano, Don Shula, and Dick Vermeil."
Now this is awesome. Screw all those talking heads on ESPN spending 30 seconds with this coach and 2 minutes with a GM who is only available because his team had the worst 8-year record in 50 years before he was fired. How incredible would it be to just watch an hour long film with some of the great coaches in history breaking down what's on the screen. Especially with all of the great camera angles and HD recording? This is friggin' genius.
@92BuickLeSabre: Okay, Nimoy's mustache and the talking lite-brite quartz that feels the need to explain current earth technology to a celebrity is pretty cool too.
@Yannick Wolfe-Mercier: I personally own a Pioneer laserdisc player that I payed full price for in 1990. I simply had to watch Star Wars in beautiful laserdisc quailty through the amazing S-Video connection.
Whoops, My bad. I thought it was released as a consumer format in 1972, but turns out that's just when it was first demo'd. Wasn't released until 1978, two years after VHS. I retract my previous assertion. Guess I should bone up on my history before I open my mouth :P Carry on, chaps!
Next one should be the evolution of idiots on the internet. From a Nasa tech who created the emoticon to a fat 14 year-old on 4chan declaring war on an attractive girl's myspace.
@Franklin Comes Alive!: Are you telling me how to get torrents? Yeah, uTorrent has a smaller footprint. And while I don't know anything about you, your lack of a star tells me I have been using torrents since SuprNova and you probably don't know what that is.
Yeah, it got put on the wrong comment. It was supposed to go on the one beneath this. Maybe the light from your star blinded me. I didn't realize the qualifications for getting one were knowing more than everyone on the internet and being a dick-bag to other commenters.
@qbrad: I wanted a star by my name, but sadly, my doctor told me that I'm deathly allergic to the taste of Gawker editor ass, and other Gawker commenters. So there goes that. Besides, I probably would have wrenched my back out trying to bend over as low as I would need to kiss Brian Lam's ass.
@Hi, I'm God, and I hate little kids on Xbox Live: My, you're hostile. Gonna reach through the screen and beat me like your dad used to do to your mom while you masturbated in your room? Nah, you're a winner.
I see what's going on here, being persecuted cause you wear the Yellow Star. Don't fret dear Jew, I'm sure someone will stand up in your defense...maybe?...for once?...no??
Well, you should probably be used to it by now anyway.
@MartyrByFire: My "Juden" star would've had six points, were I alive at the time. (It's a wonderful thing that my grandparents managed to remain that way despite the work camps and being marched over minefields.) This one was actually earned with snark and wit.
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We got to see the baby being crammed back in at 2x speed.
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Everyone was yelling "Cram it back in arrrgh!"
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"Shoot, now how do I work this thing again?" *slow motion* (Groans) "No, that's not it." *slow motion rewind* "One of these has to be stop." *pause* (Screams) *zoom* "I'm sure I'll figure it out in a second."
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Whr wld w b wtht th crzs?
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Released in 1981 it "boasts the expertise of such legends as Tom Landry, Marv Levy, John McKay, Chuck Noll, Sam Rutigliano, Don Shula, and Dick Vermeil."
Now this is awesome. Screw all those talking heads on ESPN spending 30 seconds with this coach and 2 minutes with a GM who is only available because his team had the worst 8-year record in 50 years before he was fired. How incredible would it be to just watch an hour long film with some of the great coaches in history breaking down what's on the screen. Especially with all of the great camera angles and HD recording? This is friggin' genius.
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The technologie sucks, but still, imagine and sound quality were top notch for that time...
but who needs disc when you get get DivX files?
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Whoops, My bad. I thought it was released as a consumer format in 1972, but turns out that's just when it was first demo'd. Wasn't released until 1978, two years after VHS. I retract my previous assertion. Guess I should bone up on my history before I open my mouth :P Carry on, chaps!
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Yeah, it got put on the wrong comment. It was supposed to go on the one beneath this. Maybe the light from your star blinded me. I didn't realize the qualifications for getting one were knowing more than everyone on the internet and being a dick-bag to other commenters.
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I see what's going on here, being persecuted cause you wear the Yellow Star. Don't fret dear Jew, I'm sure someone will stand up in your defense...maybe?...for once?...no??
Well, you should probably be used to it by now anyway.
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