Thanko Goes Nuts, Releases Two Products That Aren't Insane

What's going on here, Thanko? I thought we could count on you to make crazy USB Ear Microscopes, Ass Coolers, and Air Purifier Masks? What's this about making an LCD arm mount and a fingerprint-protected USB drive? These things have no style! No pizazz! No THANKO! Get it together, guys. For the sake of all humanity.[ » 7/20/07 12:40pm 7/20/07 12:40pm

LCD Safety Shield Protects TV From Flying Wiimotes, Babies

We're still puzzled as to what kind of spaz lets go of their Wiimotes during play, since none of the people we know have had this problem. But if you're one of the lucky few who flip out in Wii Baseball and chuck that thing across the room, this LCD Safety shield should be just the ticket to keeping your investment… » 5/22/07 9:30pm 5/22/07 9:30pm