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Curves
05/20/09

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Everyone needs a few vices, and chocolate is one of lifes little pleasures. Live your life, do the things that make you happy and work out occasionally. Moderation is the key to living your life without letting the vices take over.

Enjoy each day....we have fewer than you think.
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Kaiser-Machead
05/20/09

@Curves: Which is why I take advantage of the Lindt store's doling out of free chocolate truffles when you walk in.
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Geisrud
05/20/09

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According to the picture, it may also cause a dislocated shoulder
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KLanD
05/20/09

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Part of eating chocolate is actually EATING IT. This to me is just like unwrapping a chocolate bar and smelling the wrapper.
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Kaiser-Machead
05/20/09

@KLanD: Some some dude getting a little too into the bounty after a panty raid. It's just not the same.
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zenpoet
05/20/09

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The LeFart. It offers the sensation of taking a crap without the messy cleanup. Smell it at all your finer grocer's check out lines, crowded parties, or other awkward social situations.
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zenpoet
05/20/09

@zenpoet: How can you not love a litte bathroom humor? The Farley brothers and Apatow make millions on it!
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OMG! Ponies!
05/20/09

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Not to be confused with La Queef
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Kaiser-Machead
05/20/09

@OMG! Ponies!: Is it possible to power a kazoo like that?
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robot-shmobot
05/20/09

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Le Whif is that big gust of stench when you waft your sheets after a hearty fart.

Le Whif is when you open a trash bin the day after throwing out the left overs in your fridge.

Le Whif is the face you make when you walk by a person with BO so thick it has a taste.

Le Whif is a type of breath you take when a diesel vehicle passes by.

Le Whif is the suffocating cloud of smoke in a bingo hall.

Le Whif is how your hair smells after a weekend next to a camp fire.

Le Whif is not a snort of chocolate dust.
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Kaiser-Machead
05/20/09

@robot-shmobot:

Le Whif is like a candy bar, candy made of gas

Le Whif doesn't have to be flatus from one's ass

Le Whif is not necessarily a thing that makes you down

Like, for example, one can't whif a thing, whilst he drowns
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Kaiser-Machead
05/20/09

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Since the phrase I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Huffs would now be stale and repetitive, I'd just like to say that this can't possibly replace the pure visceral biochemical onslaught of endorphin-infused happiness when one consumes an actual piece of chocolate, which is one of the closest things, biochemically, to this thing you humans refer to as love.

But really, Le Whif? Whoever was in charge of approving names must've been out taking Le Whiz when it came time to make it official. It sounds more like something Pepe Le Pew would say to Penelope as he grappled her amorously.

Oh baby doll, you are ze corn beef, and I am ze cabbeege! Le whif of your love eez like tulips in Jooly!
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OMG! Ponies!
05/20/09

@Kaiser-Machead: Just one more thing to huff.

Personally, I'm a fan of huffing Purell fumes. Germophobia has its privileges.
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Kaiser-Machead
05/20/09

@OMG! Ponies!: Or, you can just get a jar of Hormel bacon pieces and breathe out of that.
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LynxWinters
05/20/09

@Kaiser-Machead: I have a really strange craving for pickle fumes right now. Who else wants to huff a dill?
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OMG! Ponies!
05/20/09

@LynxWinters: Is that what we're calling it now?
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Kaiser-Machead
05/20/09

@LynxWinters: Dude, this is the internet. "Huff a dill" could be easily mistaken and swapped with smoke a pickle.
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OMG! Ponies!
05/20/09

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Two things:

1) I'll stick to eating chocolate

2) Get a haircut, you damned hippie

Also, as I recall, you're in Chicago. Can you pick me up some Frango mints?
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Bigbadbikernerd
05/20/09

@OMG! Ponies!: Pick me up a pizza from Pizzaria Uno!
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OMG! Ponies!
05/20/09

@Bigbadbikernerd: Um no.

Gino's East is good, as is Giordano's.
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Paul Werner
05/20/09

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Yay, now we can all die of malnutrition thinking we are fine sucking on food gas.
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weatherman
05/20/09

@Paul Werner: somehow I doubt we're really in danger of that, given the current state of American obesity.
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Kaiser-Machead
04/05/09

In reply to Le Whif Inhaler Stinks of Chocolate, Marketing Ploy
I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Huffs
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