Reading to your child is one of the best things you can do for them, and for you. It promotes bonding and intelligence. This takes things a little further, and empowers kids to allow them to do it on their own, helping them with something that is SO coveted by children, independence. It wont ever take the place of reading to them, but its great in other ways. Win/win.
@Vivara: I know. A fact that I had forgotten by the third paragraph. And int my defense, other than the very final sentence, the second paragraph is the shortest one... so I didn't think it important to memorize. Yeah... that's it...
@Rabid Penguin: Hey they have this stuff now called Adderall which should help with that A.D.D.
Actually it's kind of interesting that the first three letter of the drug also correspond with the 'disease' (and I use that word loosely) it's intended to treat...
Why not just replace the rattle with some faberge eggs and crystal figurines? If you're going to put expensive shit in the hands of clumsitastic infant people, you might as well aim a little higher.
@OMG! Ponies!: Relax, Ponies! When I found myself in a situation similar to yours, I made the best of it. Didn't fight it, accepted custody, then immediately took the little bugger here:
And I wrangled a really sweet deal, swapping little doody drawers for a PlayStation 3 and a mini-fridge! Of course, YMMV.
I mean, really, Ponies! Don't...er...look a gift horse in the mouth.
I'm pretty sure the baby would throw/destroy the phone, chew on it (so if you want to kill your meddlesome baby by "accident" you could feed it an iPhone).
Also, why an iPhone, why not a refurb 1st Gen iPod touch?
My cheaper then a calling plan. Also probably has more harmful toxic materials so that pesky crying and diaper change can end in a more timely manner.
Due to the suggestion on "The Early Show" there is no cover up needed when the police come to investigate.
This is where it all starts... then when they're 16, their parents will take away their cellphone for texting too much, and then the they'll try to kill their parents with dual-wielding knives.
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A minus? Muahaha!
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Ed.
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Chowder?
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Actually it's kind of interesting that the first three letter of the drug also correspond with the 'disease' (and I use that word loosely) it's intended to treat...
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Sure, why not. The call quality is about the same..
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And I wrangled a really sweet deal, swapping little doody drawers for a PlayStation 3 and a mini-fridge! Of course, YMMV.
I mean, really, Ponies! Don't...er...look a gift horse in the mouth.
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Until then, he's just another brat with bad hair, a big dick, and a bigger mouth.
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* half a day later he realizes the missed opportunity *
* sighs *
* goes for it anyway *
"Until then, he's just another brat with ... a big dick ..."
Well, if you were looking for a conclusive way to disprove paternity, I'd say you had it.
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Also, why an iPhone, why not a refurb 1st Gen iPod touch?
My cheaper then a calling plan. Also probably has more harmful toxic materials so that pesky crying and diaper change can end in a more timely manner.
Due to the suggestion on "The Early Show" there is no cover up needed when the police come to investigate.
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You've let me down man....
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