Merry Christmas, Son. I Trampled a Man To Death To Buy You This LeapPad Ultra Tablet

I bought this for you weeks ago. Santa Claus got most of your presents, but this one is special from your mom and me. It was very hard keeping it a secret from you. Partly because you're so curious, always getting into everything, and partly because after Daddy bought this present it was the top story on the local… »12/25/13 12:00pm12/25/13 12:00pm