Technically, MyPhoneLeash prevents your clumsy mitts from letting your phone hit the floor. In practice, it's an opportunity to make at least five "dropped calls" jokes a day. Oh, and you'll look ridiculous. That, too.
Not surprisingly Melissa Catherine Smith-Means of Alabama (oh...Alabama) was arrested a few months ago for this incident in a Verizon store. Who knew someone would have a camera in a cellphone store?
If you get lonely walking that dog by yourself, why not get a genuine Zombie Hand to hold, keeping you company while you're out for a stroll? The hand has been carefully butchered from the decaying body of a vintage zombie in Haiti, and sanitized for your protection. Let the Zombie Hand do the work for you, holding…