@Shamoononon thanks Rocephin: While a classy alternative to mass-produced latex, those DIY leather condoms on instructables do not work as advertised. :(
@Shamoononon thanks Rocephin: Speaking of sperm, which in turn has a relationship with STD's, which can be a virus: Remember kids, always put a condom on your USB devices to lessen the chance of getting viruses. No, I did not just go off topic.
Why do you need to know if leather is sperm proof? Are you creating a leather condom? Or is it because you don't want it to get inside your HDD? (Which stores over a terabyte of porn)
@Shamoononon thanks Rocephin: Hey, you crazy kids! Don't get me mixed up with your naughty talk! I am a well-bred and respectable man of the community with an honorable reputation to maintain.
"DIY Aged Leather-Bound Hard Drive Is One Way to Hide Your Porn Collection"
There were so many good words in that headline, Dan, such possibilities. "Leather-Bound". "Porn". "Hard". Even "DIY" (frequently, thank you!). So please forgive me for my disappointment at discovering this story was only about computer storage.
@Duckspwn: Aargh, you're right! Well, that's why I always blockquote anything I reference from a Giz article, you never know when your joke is going to be retconned out of existence--like here (although, not completely).
If you read the fine print, you'll notice that it's based on membrane switch (MENBURENSUITCHI!) technology. That's fine for your standard 5-dollar special from Wal-Mart, but for a $500 keyboard? Get the to the mechanical keyswitches NOW!
I love the idea and might plunk down the cash for something similar, but *please* make the insides match the outsides. This is like a lot of 'luxury' electronics (I'm looking at you, Vertu!). They coat the outside of an average-to-bad piece of hardware with ludicrously expensive and frequently gaudy material and charge an arm, leg, 1st-born child and everlasting soul for it. You're left with a beautiful paperweight in a depressingly-short amount of time.
May I start a movement for high-end electronics embedded within delicious materials (leather, wood?). Please?
@matt_maslanka: yea, under all that expensive leather, its just a 99 cent mini keyboard, not worth it. It would be more appealing and worth wile if it had buckling spring (IBM Model M/Unicomp Customizer) or as you said mchanical keyswitches. Either of those would make the keyboard, both more worth wile (not by much, as $500 is still to expensive) and it will make the keyboard a quality keyboard that should last decades... that is untill the leather rots from all the sweat and grease from greasy fingers getting pounded into it.
Of course, most rich fools probably wont care or know about quality keyboard and will just scoop this thing up like hot cakes anyways... Fools... Fools and their money...
I'm on the fence - it does look pretty ugly, but perhaps if they'd started with a nicer looking machine to begin with it wouldn't look so bad. I wouldn't mind having a nice leather skin rather than shiny black plastic on my netbook.
@Thats Dr Bear to You: You and I aren't thinking outside of the box here! We don't have to choose! Elephant for the outside - tough and long lasting, subtle use of baby seal for the wrist pads, where it should be soft and cuddly. And then the detail work can be done with the nice, lighter leather of the Bald Eagle.
I smell profit!
(Or maybe that's just the puppy livers I'm prepping for dinner.)
Not to pry, but is that made from scooped-up drowned polar bear? Or from a fresh kill? I've heard that the it makes a difference in the quality of the hide's underside.
@92BuickLeSabre: Oh fresh kill is the only way to go. The blood is a little tougher to get out of the hide but the drowned ones just aren't as soft. Some will tell you the drowned ones retain more heat but that's just not true.
Thanks to Apple's block of aluminum concept, one cow was carved into this Eee PC. Wasteful, yes, but in both cases you are left with a bloody impressive manufacturing process.
Actually, the cow died to make tasty burgers, steaks, beef jerky, eventually leftovers for cat and dog food, and then what was left is surrounding this EeePC.
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Why do you need to know if leather is sperm proof? Are you creating a leather condom? Or is it because you don't want it to get inside your HDD? (Which stores over a terabyte of porn)
In other news, Xterm11 needs to go to bed.
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There were so many good words in that headline, Dan, such possibilities. "Leather-Bound". "Porn". "Hard". Even "DIY" (frequently, thank you!). So please forgive me for my disappointment at discovering this story was only about computer storage.
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I wonder how much hotter it makes that MyBook drive. Those things are crap enough as it is.
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I love the idea and might plunk down the cash for something similar, but *please* make the insides match the outsides. This is like a lot of 'luxury' electronics (I'm looking at you, Vertu!). They coat the outside of an average-to-bad piece of hardware with ludicrously expensive and frequently gaudy material and charge an arm, leg, 1st-born child and everlasting soul for it. You're left with a beautiful paperweight in a depressingly-short amount of time.
May I start a movement for high-end electronics embedded within delicious materials (leather, wood?). Please?
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Of course, most rich fools probably wont care or know about quality keyboard and will just scoop this thing up like hot cakes anyways... Fools... Fools and their money...
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[www.clickykeyboards.com]
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I smell profit!
(Or maybe that's just the puppy livers I'm prepping for dinner.)
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enjoy the puppy, I'll just be relaxing in my polar bear footy PJs (the trick is to keep the head as a hoody)
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Not to pry, but is that made from scooped-up drowned polar bear? Or from a fresh kill? I've heard that the it makes a difference in the quality of the hide's underside.
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