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Guess what happens if you try to throw five daVinci lions together. Hint: they don't merge to form a kickass robot; they break.
Can the mechanical lion live in lava? No! Cuz it's lame and probably driven by a lame lamer like Leo Lamenstein. Even Pidge wouldn't go near this wind-up piece of trash.
Voltron lions make Voltron. This makes a lousy fleur-de-lis. LAME!
Keep your wicked-retarded wind-up lion. I'll take Black Lion any day of the week and twice on Tuesdays.
By the way - you're Leo Lamenstein, king of the Lamers.
@OMG! Ponies!: His early painting, Robot Lion, was a phenomenal success. When he went back to redo it with new, enhanced "wind-up technologies", though, many of his most loyal fans became disenchanted.
@OMG! Ponies!: Agreed. I expect that in the distant future there will be some wildly inaccurate reconstructions of this commenting system, "Gizmodo's commenting system was like Star Wars episodes 1,2 and 3. From historical evidence it an amazing system that generated more praise than the systems that proceeded it."
@appletoad: Fleur de lis is French for lily flower and was used in decorative art/architecture and by the French as a royal symbol. It's also on the English and Scottish crown jewels.
Beats the inflatable chair in terms of emergency seating, but you know this is eventually going to get food or drink spilled on it, and that's going to be really tough to explain when it's hung as a painting.
@wasting_company_time: Do you get any? Because I'm wearing a Giz iphone t-shirt now and you would be surprised how many girls come in bars to ask me about it, and touch "that little cuuuuuuute thing".
08/18/09
08/17/09
Guess what happens if you try to throw five daVinci lions together. Hint: they don't merge to form a kickass robot; they break.
Can the mechanical lion live in lava? No! Cuz it's lame and probably driven by a lame lamer like Leo Lamenstein. Even Pidge wouldn't go near this wind-up piece of trash.
Voltron lions make Voltron. This makes a lousy fleur-de-lis. LAME!
Keep your wicked-retarded wind-up lion. I'll take Black Lion any day of the week and twice on Tuesdays.
By the way - you're Leo Lamenstein, king of the Lamers.
08/17/09
08/17/09
i do believe leonardo made a version that did live in the harshest of lava conditions. of course i'm referring to alligator infested lava.
08/17/09
@deliciousburglar: No. This is the lion that lives in the forest.
Do not challenge my knowledge of 80's cartoons.
08/17/09
that isn't a real lion, Ponies! that's a cartoon.
08/17/09
that isn't a real lion, Ponies! that's a cartoon.
08/17/09
To be honest, I'd me more impressed if he invented this robot lion.
08/17/09
pfft, they did this in chitty chitty bang bang. i am not imprssed.
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I hate the comment system.
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08/17/09
I miss my star.
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@bez_online:
Royal coat of arms of Scotland.
02/13/09
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"I want the scream instead."
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You may wish to edit your statement.
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01/28/09
01/28/09
I mean the smiling logo on the chest.
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01/28/09
<3 + meat tenderizer = :'(
jerks