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    LHC Roars to Life, Begins Task of Destroying Universe Yet Again

    LHC Might Not Be Back Online Until 2010 or Later
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    Image of bonedog73 bonedog73
    10/28/09

    In reply to LHC Roars to Life, Begins Task of Destroying Universe Yet Again
    Can I download the plans for this off the interwebs? I'm going to build one in my back yard, then maybe my jacknumber neighbors will move away! #lhcrepairs
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    10/28/09

    In reply to LHC Roars to Life, Begins Task of Destroying Universe Yet Again
    Not before my birthday I'm not! Nov 18 - Oh yes, I'm a Scorpio. I'm such a selfish bastard that all I can think about is my gifts, which ammount to zero.

    Let's just hope it breaks again. I just want to live long enough to see SSD prices drop. #lhcrepairs
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    10/28/09

    In reply to LHC Roars to Life, Begins Task of Destroying Universe Yet Again
    Well, I'm doing the one thing this weekend I really thought I'd never ever do in my entire life: act on a theatre play.

    So... that sounds about right. The world really had to end after that. #lhcrepairs
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    10/28/09

    In reply to LHC Roars to Life, Begins Task of Destroying Universe Yet Again
    So what you're saying is, I don't have to worry about Christmas shopping? #lhcrepairs
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    10/28/09

    They'll be too late to destroy the world, for I, Professor Chaos and my assistant General Disarray (and our minions) have already put our devious plan into action. The world should be destroyed any minute now... #lhcrepairs
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    10/28/09

    @kfonda: Cool. Thanks. Aaaaany mimute now. All righty. (Checks watch) Coming up. Any minute. (pause) So, you get the tin foil for your mask from Reynold's Wrap, or Ding Dong wrappers or what? #lhcrepairs
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    10/28/09

    @badhatharry: aww shucks, looks like Mysterion and The Coon have foiled my plan this time but rest assured my next plan wont fail. #lhcrepairs
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    10/28/09

    @kfonda: So what you're saying is, I do have to worry about Christmas shopping? Thanks a lot, Professor. You've marginally inconvenienced me once again. #lhcrepairs
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    10/28/09

    In reply to LHC Roars to Life, Begins Task of Destroying Universe Yet Again
    Hopefully I get to see the reaction of other people getting sucked into the black hole before getting sucked in myself. #lhcrepairs
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    10/28/09

    In reply to LHC Roars to Life, Begins Task of Destroying Universe Yet Again
    Right now high school boys around the world and probably showing this to high school girls, hoping they'll get lucky like that guy in the Australian school earlier this year. #lhcrepairs
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    10/28/09

    @TailsNZ: yeah, cuz high school girls aren't just giving it up for jelly bracelets. #lhcrepairs
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    10/28/09

    In reply to LHC Roars to Life, Begins Task of Destroying Universe Yet Again
    Well that’s just peachy!!!!

    I had plans for November! #lhcrepairs
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    Image of jgeezy jgeezy
    10/28/09

    In reply to LHC Roars to Life, Begins Task of Destroying Universe Yet Again
    well according to Nostradamus and the ancient Mayans, they will have another setback that will keep them from flipping the switch until December 2012. #lhcrepairs
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    10/28/09

    @jgeezy: Dear lord, do people still think the Mayans "predicted" the end of the world because they didn't carve the next iteration of their calendar that wouldn't be usable for over 2000 years? Do you think the world will end in the middle of 2010 because your 2009 calendar ends then?

    [skeptoid.com] #lhcrepairs
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    10/28/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_ThatChickRockin...: uhh..yeah bub i was being sarcastic. I watch History channel. #lhcrepairs
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    Image of iAirmanshirk iAirmanshirk
    12/01/08

    In reply to LHC Might Not Be Back Online Until 2010 or Later
    should have had apple build it =/
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    Image of frigg frigg
    12/01/08

    @iAirmanshirk: I like to believe that you're some Apple-bashing troll, so obsequiously and disingenuously pro-Apple that you drive people away - on purpose - from the company you falsely pretend to support.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/01/08

    @iAirmanshirk: Yeah it would have looked better. Cost twice as much and have half the compatibility.


    And then there would be the inevitable commercials...


    "I'm a PC."

    "And I'm the LHC."

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    Image of iAirmanshirk iAirmanshirk
    12/01/08

    @Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude disguised as another dude:


    so original, hope you didnt hurt yourself coming up with that

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    12/01/08

    @iAirmanshirk: No, actually it took very little effort at all but thanks for asking.
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    12/01/08

    In reply to LHC Might Not Be Back Online Until 2010 or Later
    COME ON!!! I went out and slept with everything and anything when I found out the world was supposed to end a few months ago! By 2010 all those STD's are gonna start hurting really bad!
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    Image of iAirmanshirk iAirmanshirk
    12/01/08

    @homerjay- Smiling politely:

    Admit it, you didnt sleep with anything ;]
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    Image of Homerjay is utterly alone. Homerjay is utterly alone.
    12/01/08

    @iAirmanshirk: well...anyONE maybe...
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    12/01/08

    In reply to LHC Might Not Be Back Online Until 2010 or Later
    By the time they finish this, an opposing scientific team will have already designed the Larger Hadron Collider.
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    12/01/08

    @RacecarBoobTat: Or, the ever-fashionable Extra-Large Hadron Collider, now in 5 designer colors and styles!!!!
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    12/01/08

    In reply to LHC Might Not Be Back Online Until 2010 or Later
    How is it that John Mayer wields this kind of power?! Scary.
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    Image of Serolf Divad Serolf Divad
    12/01/08

    In reply to LHC Might Not Be Back Online Until 2010 or Later
    It will come online in 2012, and end the universe 10 minutes before Sarah Palin takes her oath of office... thank God.
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    12/01/08

    In reply to LHC Might Not Be Back Online Until 2010 or Later
    They need to rename that thing...


    LMC : Large Money Collector.

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    12/01/08

    In reply to LHC Might Not Be Back Online Until 2010 or Later
    december 25, 2012...


    I'll bet the thing doesn't even exist...thats why they are always repairing it...because they stole the money and bought condos in the Bahamas and keep telling the investors..."oh, uh, it needs some more repairs...send more money".

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    Image of FredicvsMaximvs FredicvsMaximvs
    12/01/08

    @winmac: Now that you mention it, there IS a lot of stuff in that picture that could be silver-painted tupperware...
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    Image of The Chad The Chad
    12/01/08

    @winmac: That should actually be Dec 21st, 2012.
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    Image of dpcnull dpcnull
    12/01/08

    @The Chad: What? Looks like the Mayans (?) messed up in their predictions. 12/12/12 would have made more sense, from a sensationalist point of view.
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    12/01/08

    @dpcnull: But only 'cause we've already missed June 6th, 2006.
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