The Noveon cooks onychomycosis (toenail fungus) using two near-infrared wavelengths, but leaves healthy tissue untouched, as seen in this diagram. [Medgadget]

[DesignGo and The World's Best Ever]

[Funshop via TFTS]

For all those who were gagging to see a giant illuminated phallus, I apologise; it was a very mean trick. Graphic image aside, the Oral Sex Light will set you back $13.99, and mounts (ha) via a clip-on ear piece. The torch attached is completely flexible, meaning you can totally scope out those hard to find regions. Unfortunately, if you ever did try to wow a date with your I-come-prepared attitude, she'll likely be out of the door quicker than she could say, "What the hell was I doing there in the first place?" At that point, you'll have to make use of the Oral Sex Light on your own, which will be an even sadder and more twisted state of affairs than normal. You suck. [Nerd Approved]

The Dreambook Light CE26 will feature a 7-inch touchscreen display, 1.2GHz VIA C7-M processor, maximum 1GB memory and storage capacities similar to the IL1. The base model will be priced at $699, but we're hoping the touch goodness makes it worth the investment.
Two other members in the range include the M72 and the M72R, but with 12" WXGA displays, Intel Core 2 Duo processors, maximum 4GB RAM and starting at $999, they're not really lean enough for Eee PC territory or impressive enough for the general laptop genre. [Pioneer Computers via Eee Site, Gadgetell]

As well as surprising nearby walkers, the installation can also be hooked up to an audio source, turning it into one mahoosive music visualizer, and reminding us of the light curtains U2 had on stage during the Vertigo tour.

Rainer Kehres, Sebastian Hungerer and Friedemann Wolpert designed and built the display, and if you're in Karlsruhe, Germany, you can see it at the ZKM Center for Art & Media until February 13. [Commonlights via Technabob]

We are waiting for a full hands on with the device before we pass judgment. I offer myself up to test the IR light peripheral; waking up with Benny leaning over me in the middle of night has become a little disconcerting. Expect to be updated when we have some new information. (About Sima's product, not Benny's sexual predation.)

If you ask me, cats that could truly glow-in-the-dark would make for an unique and styilsh night-light. And, much like the new Litrospheres, they last for about 12 years. The only downside is that the latter requires no power source while cats require a steady diet. Still, the crazy cat lady down the street could have the most power efficient house in town. [InventorSpot]

Each individual light stick has a magnetized polypropylene body, so you can stand them up as straight as a line of soldiers, as well as having them strewn higgledy-piggledy. And how do you get the current to pass through all the lights? Simple—by induction, baby. Yanko]

The device can take you through six different regimens for better sleep, improved concentration, memory improvement and relaxation, each running at about 15 minutes. The inventors say that doctors at University of Pennsylvania and Thomas Jefferson University—both in Philadelphia—have put the MC Square through real clinical tests. Some studies have shown a 14% increase in memorization after about a week. That is, as long as the thing doesn't give you a seizure: since it is a device that emanates light pulses, MC Square says those who have suffered from seizures in the past should stay away. Ditto for kids under 13. Everyone else should pay $400 for it, in their opinion. [MC Square]

And unfortunately, they also lack the hallucinogenic properties to make you believe said occurrences are happening. $12 [product via uberreview]

Despite already having four walls covered in unicorns and rainbows, Gizmodo Tower just can't get enough of this timeless classic of decor. And for $38, why should we have to? (Note: We made up the whole thing about rainbow decor. Everyone who reads the site should know we've covered HQ in GI Joes and homemade booby traps. The kind without the traps, if you know what we mean.) [Product via gizmodude]

You can buy different amounts of beads depending on your needs—but get enough and you can have a Japanese Mardis Gras anywhere. Politely asking women to take off their tops is how they do it. – Jason Chen

Product Page [Rakuten via Gearfuse via Techie Diva]

The VIOLight kills 99.9% of germs (which incidentally breeds super germs that science can't kill, so you're screwed) and actually looks pretty great. There are four slots to fit four brushes, which means if you have two kids you'd better start using contraceptives again. – Jason Chen

Product Page [VIOLight via Popgadget]

Ear Light [Sci Fi Tech]

"Oh, so you're waiting, I take it."
"That's right!"
"So what are you here for?"

– Jason Chen

Product Page [Krisharzinski via TechieDiva]

For all of us who have woken up at 5am on the sofa after a couple of beers and the late-night movie, this portable light switch could be the answer to our dreams. Using wireless technology, the $120 device can be programmed to control any of the lights in your sitting room if you're too pooped to get up. At that price I would expect it to carry me to bed and brush my teeth as well. – Ad Dugdale

Product Page [Uncommon Goods via Ubergizmo]

This isn't the first high tech skylight we've seen. Remember the Suntracker One. Although this skylight has to be installed into a traditional spots (no sunlight in your basements, nerds), it has the distinct advantage of having solar-powered adjusting mirrors to effectively stare directly at the sun regardless of the sun's location. It then passes through a light diffuser to spread the love, so don't expect your house or loved ones to spontaneously combust. –Alexander Yoon

Product Page [via Coolhunting]
Product Page [Suntracker One]

As Err the Mooninite flipped the middle finger in an obviously menacing way at passersby, paranoid citizens figured that this was some kind of bomb, and triggered a gigantic fraidy-cat response of police, security officials and politicians. WTF?

The crude moon man devices were all part of a marketing campaign instigated by the Adult Swim network, part of Turner Broadcasting, which apologized for the incident. Looks like the promotion worked.

Even though the devices were distributed in 10 different cities, Boston was the only one that responded with such fearful enthusiasm. Boston officials, on the lookout for terrorist threats, were obviously not familiar with the television show Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

As they communicated among themselves, they quickly determined there were numerous light boards of identical design distributed throughout the city. "It had a very sinister appearance," Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley told reporters. "It had a battery behind it, and wires."

The light boards were placed in their public locations by Peter Berdovsky, a freelance video artist, and Sean Stevens, both employed by Turner Broadcasting for the stunt. Now the two are in jail, charged with disorderly conduct, and also for "placing a hoax device in a way that results in panic."

It's hard to believe that a harmless device such as this would cause a reaction similar to that of the apes in 2001: A Space Odyssey—creeping up to the monolith, nearly paralyzed with fear, touching it and jumping back in horror. Be afraid. Be very afraid. That's life in the 00s. – Charlie White

Two held after ad campaign triggers Boston bomb scare [CNN]

You can set the lights to one solid color—Murderous Red for example—or have them cycle between colors like a rave in slow motion. Except in this case you won't wake up the next day with a roofie hangover and torn underwear. – Jason Chen

Product Page [Ecocentric via Shiny Shiny]

Yes, the joke prop of countless TV shows and movies is available for $6.99. Just scan the light over suspected areas and you'll expose "residue" you couldn't see with your naked eye. Sure beats having to move. – Jason Chen

Product page [Mikeskimball via uber review]

It's 10-inches wide and 5-inches tall, and costs $89. We're just bummed that this isn't a real bowl. – Jason Chen

Product Page [Etsy via Cool Hunting via Uber gizmo]

The only downsides are that it costs $69, and take replaceable, not rechargeable, lithium batteries. – Jason Chen

Product Page [Bim Bam Banana via Crunchgear]

Pupa is fiberglass with two 15 watt florescent bulbs. –Brian Lam

Pupa Fur [Core 77]