My fantasy cruel housewarming joke here in southern California is a large globe-shaped fishbowl filled with multicolored marbles to be placed square in the middle of a mantelpiece. Ideally (and, for gift to work properly), over hardwood floor.
As I said, awfully cruel. And now that I've said it, I'm sure newbies to the state will look out for anything glass and filled with marbles.
man, a lot of what the ADA does is retarded. Why are they trying to cripple innovation? they're impairing inventors left and right, and don't get me started on their tax burden - they cost an arm and a leg!
@Sticks Calhoun: Trophy. In a world where people often avoid puns for fear of ridicule, you fearlessly step out, cheesy line in hand, and say, "Socket to me!"
I wanted one of those but never got one. My brothers got a gizmo that let us bake plastic bugs in aluminum molds that got astoundingly hot. After I made some super realistic roaches and froze them in the ice cube trays before my parents threw a party, the bug-baker was toast.
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A: Just one. But it takes them all night. And when they're done, the washing machine doesn't work right.
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As I said, awfully cruel. And now that I've said it, I'm sure newbies to the state will look out for anything glass and filled with marbles.
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It's not broken, you just need to get a grip.
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man, a lot of what the ADA does is retarded. Why are they trying to cripple innovation? they're impairing inventors left and right, and don't get me started on their tax burden - they cost an arm and a leg!
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(edit: thanks, ffunky! I've been trying to figure out how to get filament in this punnery for a while now!)
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Or, it unites them.
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ba dum tisscchh!
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