I swear, Rosa, you're really starting to piss me off with your writing.
Why the hell would I want a lightsaber? That's what I hate about you right-wing religious nutjobs.
I hate to break it to you but the simple truth of the matter is that ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a blaster at your side.
Not only that, but, given a fleet of Imperial Star Destroyers, each carrying a full complement of TIE craft, together with a DEATH STAR (an armored battle station with enough firepower to destroy an entire planet), whiny farmboys, their effete droids, and pederast minders are no match for the might of the GALACTIC EMPIRE.
You don't frighten me with your blogger ways. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't conjured up any Google's roadmap for 2010 through 2012 or revealed the specs of the Apple Tablet.
Weddings are supposed to be fun and reflect the couples interests, etc, so even though its not MY thing, I applaud them having the wedding they wanted and not giving in to "tradition". May The Force be with them.
@hewhoroams: iam just as puzzled as you. maybe she smells bad or has a penis or something theres always a catch. an attractive star wars fan defies all logic.
Is the groom a dwarf? He appears dysmorphic. That aside, he also looks like a giant bag of douches. If Kim Jong Il promises to make this guy his first target, I will hand-deliver all the nuclear weapons he wants to him.
@OMG! Ponies!: I think that's just because he's holding that light saber in between his legs. He looks normal in the other pictures. Well, not normal...
I'm seriously wondering when the hell someone is going to arrange an entire Ben-Hur Segway race, complete with the spiked wheels. I'll bet Woz would love to crack the whip at Segway noobs and see them meet their doom at every treacherous turn.
@Monty: i dont know if it would cure terminal space dislexia. everyone thought his backwards talk was sooooo funny well it was killing him you bastards!
10/15/09
Why the hell would I want a lightsaber? That's what I hate about you right-wing religious nutjobs.
I hate to break it to you but the simple truth of the matter is that ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a blaster at your side.
Not only that, but, given a fleet of Imperial Star Destroyers, each carrying a full complement of TIE craft, together with a DEATH STAR (an armored battle station with enough firepower to destroy an entire planet), whiny farmboys, their effete droids, and pederast minders are no match for the might of the GALACTIC EMPIRE.
You don't frighten me with your blogger ways. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't conjured up any Google's roadmap for 2010 through 2012 or revealed the specs of the Apple Tablet.
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Also, neat device. Hope they keep developing it. I'd like a plasma dagger.
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Wow, sometimes I feel I've got to EH EH runaway!
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At least these two did't have to narfle the Garthak.
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"The heart has reasons that Reason does not know."
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P>S>-I love my hair and clothes, but its not my whole world.
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He was just giving tribute to Rick Moranis from Spaceballs:
Dark Helmut: I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine.
At least I hope so...
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*And I only use this abomination of his name safe and secure in the knowledge he's unlikely to ever see it and smack me down for using it.
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"So... Directly-middle of the head-line... is the maximum force."
nuffsaid!
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All joking aside, its wonderful news. Keep fighting! We can win.
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Cameron is in Yoda's room right now, being exceedingly compassionate in a misplaced attempt at the approval she never got as a child.