Sorry, but blacklight trumps glow in the dark anydangday. You don't need special clothes for it, and purple is way more fun and way less creepy than green.
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@Mike Zuniga: I've also found that blacklight does not favor fake tans, either. Not that anyone's skin looks particularly savory under a black light, but if you use that spray-on orange stuff, you turn a new shade of ewww.
So...raising standards for personal hygiene, cleanliness, and appearance? Another plus for blacklight. ;-) #luminoglow
@mattycakes: I think you're confused my man. When you buy something like this for her, it's actually a gift for you. Do yourself a favor and still take her to dinner. #luminoglow
Um, guys don't need auto-pushups as an invite, and last I checked, the come-hither stare is time-tested. I'm a simple creature. I don't require fancy undergarment doodads to opportunely contort the female body.
Besides, with the built-in Pornographic synthesizer built into every man's operating system, we're already undressing these frilly force fields with our minds.
I don't know about you lady Curves, but I'd suffocate and/or bleed all over from the straps carving into my back/shoulders.
Bras are pure evil and should be burned! Corsets on the other hand (sexy corsets that lace up/snap up) are allowed due to the fact that they get things to 'cut to the foreplay' asap and thus are not worn for very long.
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We get glow-in-the-dark condoms. #luminoglow
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Right?
those would look great on my floor #luminoglow
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Sickly color, that. #luminoglow
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So...raising standards for personal hygiene, cleanliness, and appearance? Another plus for blacklight. ;-) #luminoglow
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Damn her if she asks for a lotion basket, a nice dinner or some stupid jewelry. #luminoglow
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Oh yeah? When the hell is that?
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Besides, with the built-in Pornographic synthesizer built into every man's operating system, we're already undressing these frilly force fields with our minds.
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Do you work at the health club or something?
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I don't know about you lady Curves, but I'd suffocate and/or bleed all over from the straps carving into my back/shoulders.
Bras are pure evil and should be burned! Corsets on the other hand (sexy corsets that lace up/snap up) are allowed due to the fact that they get things to 'cut to the foreplay' asap and thus are not worn for very long.
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I never said I'm not kinky, I sure as hell am! I guess you haven't been around long enough but my MBP seared a 7 inch burn into my leg ;-)
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