Designed by Lucia Lorio, this fashion line is dubbed "Find Me If You Can." But how could you not find someone when they're running around with a pager-sized GPS device sewn into a bodice? While the fact that it would be impossible to not notice the gadget makes me laugh off the whole paranoia of jealous men using this as a sneaky way to keep tabs on their lovers, I still think it's a ridiculous design. Why you would spend between $1200 and $1600 for something intended to be ripped off a body. [The Age via GizmoWatch]

Yes, this ludicrous item consists of a green bra that transforms into a putting green, with the cups turning into holes. Sink a putt, and a speaker says "Nice shot!" There's also a skirt that turns into a flag that says "Be Quiet" on it, for keeping onlookers hushed while you golf next to a naked woman.

What I like about the whole getup is how practical it is. [Pink Tentacle via Tokyo Mango]

LuminoGlow is an Australian company that makes unmentionables that look normal with the lights on, but glow in the dark when they're turned off. Pretty neat, but don't glow in the dark items need to be left in the light for a while before they glow? Are you supposed to wear these around the house all day first just to charge them up before gametime at night? And will they glow through your clothes if you wear a thin shirt or dress?

Also, where's my glow in the dark underwear? Why do only the ladies get this fun? So many questions, so few answers.

[LuminoGlow via Newslite via The Daily What]

The integrated memory foam bra reshapes under the influence of heat to enhance cleavage, making a woman more desirable when she'd like to be desirable. Or, you know, when she's just a little sweaty.

There are, of course, a million ways this plan can backfire. Imagine talking to your attractive boss at a party, feeling your breasts balloon into your chin and then realizing that, right beside him, stands his loving wife and children. Her breasts, activated with the heat of rage instead of desire, swell as well.

Soon, every woman's breasts in the company have enlarged to personal flotation device territory with the eligible bachelors in attendance having no clue which set of breasts is an invitation and which is but a coyly disguised land mine.

If you're ready for this quasi-arousing social experiment that is Man's future, the bra will be available in the UK this summer for about $40. [Lisca via The Sun]

The Magnetic CoreBra features a front clasp that closes not via standard hooks but magnetic clasps. To breach the bustier, one only needs gently yank each breast in an opposite direction, surely evoking a positive response from one's partner while dropping all fabric between you and holy boobage to the floor.

One catch: CoreBra technology is technically intended for special needs customers. And no, your "needs" are in no way special. [Corebra via Inventorspot]

For about $9, you can get your own bra or panties to attach to your cellphone. It's just a gimmick, and it's tiny, so it's probably the only lingerie your wife will permit you to have that doesn't belong to her. Unless, of course, you've been fucking a midget on the side. – Jason Chen

Product Page [Strapya via Tokyo Mango]

Product Page [Via Nerd approved]

The lamp's maker, Kelly Butler, takes "vintage lingerie" and firms it up with some kind of goo which requires lots of hand-rubbing. That makes the fabric very stiff, and is hardened enough to hold up to the hot light within. Don't insert more than a 25-watt bulb in there, though, or she the lamp will get way too steamy, and could even light my catch on fire. Cost of entry is $145. – Charlie White

Product Page [Tramp Lamps, via ShinyShiny]

Swiss manufacturer Pat Says Now's Body Computer Mouse is an optical USB mouse in the shape of the fairer sex draped in lingerie. With a 520 dpi resolution, the Body Computer Mouse really doesn't do anything amazing and won't improve your fragging, but it will make yours the most popular cubicle in the whole office. The two buttons are strategically located on the lady's chest, giving a whole new meaning to the phrase "double click." Don't get too carried away though, or your boss might demand that you unsex mouse from the crown to the toe.

The Body Computer Mouse can be had for about $37 in the UK. – Nicholas Deleon

Product Page [Pat Says Now via Gadget Candy]

Purchase Page for the UK [Fabstuff.net]

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Sexy Security For Your Handset [Textually]