@Nitesh Singh: Kernal panics sound so much crazier than the whole BSOD. I mean, it almost makes me want to use linux just to experience one. I can just imagine a computer running down the street screaming as zombies and military personnel clash in combat.
@jamjen: I used to live in Australia and had my fair share of Koala.
1st: they aren't soft like they look. They feel hallow and matted
2nd: They smell! You know how you see the little Koala hanging on to the mom's back. Well the reason is all they eat is Euculiptis (sp?) leaves which are toxic. To build an immunity they babies feed only off of their mother's feces which has smaller amounts of the toxin until they have immunity. So while its cute that he's hanging on to her back, his other hand is catching the feces and shoveling into his mouth. #ubuntu910karmickoala
@Ridley: I've never lived in Australia but I visited once & held a koala for a tourist photo op (sorry) and I loved every second of being with that smelly, furry, awesome being. I don't know what Ubuntu is nor do I care - I only clicked through to hopefully see more photos of koalas and to discuss koala related things. Um, yeah. I know. #ubuntu910karmickoala
My apartment is infested with Koala bears, it's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter, and I don't want them to, I'm like "Hey hold on fellas" let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf.
@Mediocre: When Hedberg came to my school he got into a conversation with this girl who couldn't afford air conditioning in her apartment. In the middle of the night he showed up at her place with a window unit.
Actually Linus is holding a 3D holographic Tux postcard from the future, you can't see it though because someone has to write a kernal patch for it still... #linustorvalds
11/06/09
Throw a Gumstix Overo or Sheevaplug in your saddlebag and you motorcycle can have a linux server too ;) #mavizenttx02
11/05/09
"But I see it parked outside and it looks fine..." #mavizenttx02
11/05/09
Reseller: "No, It's a bike"
(Think about it)
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Consumer: "Hi, I have a problem with my computer. It doesn't seem to work anymore."
IT Help Desk: "Let's see if I can help... When did the problem first arise?"
Consumer: "First came up when I lost control and rode off the side of a cliff."
IT Help Desk: "Umm..."
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Brilliant! For our next trick, a skydiving toaster.
11/05/09
/slaps knee #mavizenttx02
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And that thing better have a Solid state HD in there for when you do things like go over speed bumps and bumpy roads. #mavizenttx02
10/29/09
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10/29/09
1st: they aren't soft like they look. They feel hallow and matted
2nd: They smell! You know how you see the little Koala hanging on to the mom's back. Well the reason is all they eat is Euculiptis (sp?) leaves which are toxic. To build an immunity they babies feed only off of their mother's feces which has smaller amounts of the toxin until they have immunity. So while its cute that he's hanging on to her back, his other hand is catching the feces and shoveling into his mouth. #ubuntu910karmickoala
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Ubuntu - does not have chlamydia #ubuntu910karmickoala
10/29/09
- Mitch Hedberg
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The man died way too soon. #ubuntu910karmickoala
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10/23/09
seriously bricklike
It is smaller than the iPhone. #elseintuition
10/23/09
Nothing to do with size, everything to do with being a brickish slab. #elseintuition
10/23/09