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    Lithuanian Baby Racing Champion Mired In Performance-Enhancing Laptop Scandal
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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/01/09

    In reply to Lithuanian Baby Racing Champion Mired In Performance-Enhancing Laptop Scandal
    i can't tell what is on the screen, but i am willing to bet 50 litas that:


    1. they probably come in pairs.
    B. it made the kid hungry.

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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    06/01/09

    In reply to Lithuanian Baby Racing Champion Mired In Performance-Enhancing Laptop Scandal
    Early Facebook junkies. Tsk tsk. How sad...
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    Image of Monty Monty
    06/01/09

    In reply to Lithuanian Baby Racing Champion Mired In Performance-Enhancing Laptop Scandal
    The other babies were like "screw that, Dad - I am not moving from this spot until I see a MacBook Air dangling at that finish line."
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    Image of tex1ntux tex1ntux
    06/01/09

    In reply to Lithuanian Baby Racing Champion Mired In Performance-Enhancing Laptop Scandal
    My Dearest John,


    That "janky" Dell laptop is one of the best examples of performance and value on the market.

    Fuck thou and thine overpriced computers.


    Good day to you,

    EDWard VON HandleBrock, III Jr

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    Image of Monty Monty
    06/01/09

    @EDWard VON HandleBrock, III Jr: I here-by declare that "fuck thou" is our saying of the day and must be used a dozen times by each commenter. Here's hoping your genius word-smith work is enough to spare you the guillotine, good sir.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/01/09

    In reply to Lithuanian Baby Racing Champion Mired In Performance-Enhancing Laptop Scandal
    Despite Kajus Aukščionis being a gelding, he still won, much like the famous Seabiscuit in the 1930's
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    06/01/09

    In reply to Lithuanian Baby Racing Champion Mired In Performance-Enhancing Laptop Scandal
    First of all, it's nice to know that John's absence from the site today was due to him covering this important race.


    Second, the laptop is not the source of the baby's speed. It was all of those aerodynamic accents over Baby Kajus' name. They're like spoilers.

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/01/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: They even polished his scalp to reduce air friction.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/01/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: note to self. Ponies! is the kid with all the stickers on his '93 civic.
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    06/01/09

    @grumble grumble_Nick: I had a 92 Civic and all I had on it was an NYU window sticker and a bumper sticker that read "Vader Is My Copilot".


    And I had a Darth Vader action figure on the dashboard instead of a dashboard Jesus.

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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    06/01/09

    @grumble grumble_Nick: You sure it's not a '90 mustang?
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    06/01/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: You know, most of us are just joking when we say we are geeks.
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    Image of Ali Khan Ali Khan
    06/01/09

    In reply to Lithuanian Baby Racing Champion Mired In Performance-Enhancing Laptop Scandal
    i'm still trying to figure out the demon child on the left with the backwards facing hand and no legs in sight
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    Image of Justin Paulson Justin Paulson
    06/01/09

    @Ali Khan: It's the closer chick holding a stuffed animal and the arm belongs to the girl behind her.
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    06/01/09

    @Ali Khan: ... And that is why machines started attacking humans.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    06/01/09

    @Justinpaulson: That mom is pretty hot. What? She is.
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    Image of Zujus Zujus
    06/01/09

    In reply to Lithuanian Baby Racing Champion Mired In Performance-Enhancing Laptop Scandal
    I am from Lithuania and I am not really happy to see Lithuania name here only because of stupid baby races, we make lasers too! One of the best lasers in a world...

    However he is adorable!
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    06/01/09

    @Zujus: Are you suggesting that the baby could have been motivated to move even faster by a few laser blasts to the butt?
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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/01/09

    @bosskev: laser blasts to the butt


    i believe they call that pew, pew in lithuania.

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/01/09

    @Zujus:


    Time: 1939

    Events: Poland is being attacked by Russians from the east and by Germans from the west.

    Place: Lithuanian parliament

    Speaker: "Poland is in trouble. We are going to help them. We need to decide, if we're going to give them one tank or both."

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    06/01/09

    @Zujus: Yes you make lasers. And adorable babies.


    Call me when you make laser babies. Then your nation will be a worthy adversary.

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    Image of Zujus Zujus
    06/01/09

    @OMG! Ponies!:

    Lol. You see Kaiser-Machead this is actually funny! lol
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    06/01/09

    @Zujus: You see, Kaiser-Machead, another one has drunk the OMG! Kool-Aid.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    06/01/09

    I would run for my laptop too.


    @Kaiser-Machead: That, my friend, is why you wear that star. I think you deserve two.

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