Tallahassee police reported using a taser on a six-foot llama, Scooter, after it ran around a local neighborhood for hours yesterday and generally galavanted about. The llama was eventually subdued to avoid an accident and returned, and its owner will not face charges.
Apparently, we missed the episode of Doctor Who in which the TARDIS' personality matrix enters the body of an alpaca. Maybe that will be part of Neil Gaiman's next Who script?
The most powerful civilization in South America before the arrival of Europeans was the mighty Inca empire, which ruled much of the continent's Pacific coast from their home in the Peru highlands. And it's all thanks to copious llama crap.