Rechargeable Light Bulb Ignores the Existence of the Torch

What do you do when the power goes out and you're stuck without a light to guide your urine safely into the lavatory? You could grab a torch as an illuminating aid, or you could screw convention and keep a rechargeable light bulb, named the Load, continually charged in case your power does go out. (Does that even ever… » 12/21/07 5:15am 12/21/07 5:15am