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    The Lolaloo Rocks Your Baby To Sleep So You Don't Have To
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    Image of macpatrik macpatrik
    05/18/09

    In reply to The Lolaloo Rocks Your Baby To Sleep So You Don't Have To
    German? I can't believe our American lazy asses didn't invent this.
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    05/18/09

    @MacPatrick: it's old tech from WWII. back when ze Germans were manufacturing babies.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    05/18/09

    In reply to The Lolaloo Rocks Your Baby To Sleep So You Don't Have To
    My baby had colic and rocking or some repetitive movement was a wonderful way to comfort her, which is what I did. I used something similar to this, though, which was not ignoring the child or bad parenting, but a gadget sent from baby heaven so that I could at least take a shower, and I did'nt have to pay $175 for it.


    (At 4 a.m., I would have gladly paid a thousand dollars for its result.)

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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/18/09

    @Curves: and said gadget was . . . ?
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    Image of SigmundTheSeaMonster SigmundTheSeaMonster
    05/18/09

    In reply to The Lolaloo Rocks Your Baby To Sleep So You Don't Have To
    Hmmm. I supposed the colored dots will distract one from thinking it could ever be a, well....ladies?
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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/18/09

    In reply to The Lolaloo Rocks Your Baby To Sleep So You Don't Have To
    the size of the product doesn't seem long enough to excute a proper "rocking" effect. it seems more the size for a firm shake. and every good parent knows you don't shake a baby.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    05/18/09

    In reply to The Lolaloo Rocks Your Baby To Sleep So You Don't Have To
    Why does rocking help the baby sleep anyway? If someone kept swaying my bed, I would probably vomit.
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    Image of switchblade saints switchblade saints
    05/18/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: I believe it has something to do with taking you back to the womb.


    Id say if you would vomit, maybe try it sober

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    05/18/09

    @switchblade saints: It seems like this "going back to the womb" idea can be used to explain so many things that humans enjoy. Maybe this can be commercialized. I am thinking a warm, dark, sound insulated bathtub-tank with squishy silicon walls, in which you are submerged and breathe through a tube. Plus, you enter it through a huge vagina-like opening. And there should be a multi-purpose tube that brings you food and that you can use to suck away your excrement. MY GOD I'LL MAKE BILLIONS!
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    05/18/09

    In reply to The Lolaloo Rocks Your Baby To Sleep So You Don't Have To
    Why does this look more like a toy for mom, than something to keep the baby quiet?
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    Image of godlyzombie godlyzombie
    05/18/09

    @Software_Goddess: can't it be both?
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    05/18/09

    @godlyzombie: god, i hope not.
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    05/18/09

    @Software_Goddess: Maybe it's so that mom's screams of self-pleasure drown out the kid?
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    05/18/09

    @dinnyin: zing!
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