Should George Lucas Be Condemned for Crimes Against Our Childhood?
An emphatic yes. I was an enormous Star Wars fan until episode 1. I would watch the original trilogy, or at least have it going in the background, at least once a month. I had every novel of the Expanded Universe. I owned the Star Wars encyclopedia. I collected the toys, and I played the games.
Then Episode 1 came out, and my love for the franchise and George Lucas was raped to death in that hour and a half of pure, pure shit. I finally realized by A New Hope is generally considered the worst of the original trilogy: Because George directed it. I saw Episodes 2 and 3 as a joke, because my wife and I wanted a good laugh. We knew they would be absolutely horrible, and George failed to deny us our night of hilarity.
What should have been one of the most anticipatory moments of my life, like getting a car or losing my virginity, instead became a huge joke. I no longer gave a damn about Star Wars, and that is Lucas' true crime.
I demand some form of reparations for my raped childhood memories. The man needs to be punished, in some way. Perhaps something horrible can be done to his eyes.
Why if I wasn't Jewish I'd go into a rant the likes of which you've never seen! However as it turns out I am Jewish and today is the day I count my gold.
It was supposed to be Kashyyk, if nerd memory is working right, but the budget to get that wasn't there so . . . small Wookies and little people labor. The first trilogy ended on Kashyyk, Kashyyk is a labor world for warship production (at least in the game it is) and it was Kashyyk where it was supposed all end. I'll bet Lucas would love to re-edit ROTJ with digiEFX and stretch all the Ewoks into wo(o)k(i)Es. And yes, if ya'll didn't see it comin' with Willow, then ROTJ was the embarrassing afterbirth of a great idea. But, stop with bitch and moan fest and your raped childhoods, frakkin'-A. I do not hear anyone bitchin' 'bout BSG not having any pyramid helmets and monkies in robot dog suits, but I guess RDM fixed all that. Enjoy the ride is what I'm sayin' and laugh at the embarrassing parts, rip Hammil a new one for makin' Corvette Summer and burning his pretty boy face before TESB was made, but doing one of the best Jokers ever, and enjoy the fact that Star Wars will continue in 'toons (kickass in my book) and the eventual live action inbetweener. Would you really rather it all never happened? Stop your cryin' or Lucas'll turn the (Ford) 'Falcon around and take you all home.
@AJ_Syrinx: Sure, just get rid of Jar-Jar, the Gungans, the pod racing, everything young Anakin says, the budding "romance" between the kids, the re-hashed blowing up of the big bad ship storyline, the terrible dialogue -- and what you have left is a great scene between Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan and Darth Maul that ranks up there as one of the best scenes in any Star Wars movie. Well, as long as we ignore the rest of the Star Wars movies, of course.
I don't remember what it's called, but someone on the interwebs recut the first two star wars prequels and edited out jar jar, as well as other fluff that impaired pacing. It's not bad, and it is much better than the abortion that is called episodes 1 and 2.
@Michael Berkowitz: I'm aware of an Episode I fan-cut called, appropriately, "The Phantom Edit", which is widely regarded as a phenomenal improvement over the original. It cuts much of Jar Jar's wackiness, the silly droid dialogue, as well as a lot of other numbing material. Sometimes referred to as Episode I.II
@ghmlco: There's only so much that non-linear digital editing can accomplish. Even CGI can't completely fix Lucas's inept direction and banal writing.
In my opinion, Hayden Christensen is actually a fairly competent actor. I present Shattered Glass and Jumper (a sleeper hit, in my opinion) as evidence. He present a much wider range of emotion and acting ability in these two films. Jumper wasn't the best movie ever, but it was decent fun, and he was good in it. It's unfortunate that Hayden has been stigmatized by the new Star Wars trilogy, but such is the way of Hollywood. You win some, you lose some.
@BeautifulAgony: Wow, really? The 2x6's in my walls are less wooden than Christensen. Yes, really. Aside from Jar Jar, H.C. was the worst thing to happen to the SW films. Jumper...ugh. He's the same piece of wood in that movie. Even the tone of his voice annoys me. Terrible actor.
@Jackhole: To each their own. I agree he was terrible in the new Star Wars trilogy, but then, everyone was.
Samuel L. Jackson, Natalie Portman, Ewan McGregor, Christopher Lee, Liam Neeson, Keisha Castle-Hughes.... all gave absolutely horrid and utterly forgettable performances. Since each of them has performed well in other films, I attribute this largely to poor direction, the absolutely banal tripe they were forced to utter, and the nearly complete lack of sets. Not a single actor in the new trilogy put forth a performance that was convincing or emotionally evocative or dramatic.
@Jackhole: Can you think of an actor worth his salt who would subject himself to that after the fact? After the CGI Clone Wars debacle, I am starting to doubt that anyone with a modicum of intelligence would want to be associated in the production of anything Star Wars related. While the new films all povide a bare minimum of entertainment (albeit quickly forgettable), none of them will prove to be the legacy-providing vehicles that the original trilogy did.
I love the original Star Wars movies. I'm not crazy about the new ones. George made them however he felt like making them. It's his business, and he doesn't owe anybody a goddamned thing. Anyone who feels differently is an egotistical prick whose opinion is automatically nullified by their inability to think outside of their own egosphere.
They're movies. His movies. You've built the rest up yourselves, and that's nobody else's problem (except insofar as you annoy the shit out of others).
@BeautifulAgony: Correction. They're OUR movies, he's just the flunky who makes them for us.
He's no different than a plumber or a carpenter. We pay the money, we get to demand whatever level of perfection we like.
Too many people tend to forget what artists used to be - it wasn't so long ago that they were just another type of content producer, like a farmer or a fisherman. Now they're erroneously revered as demi-gods or muses. Something that really ought to be corrected.
If I pay for it, I get to be as snotty about the quality as I like. It is, after all, my money. If I spend it on something, that something becomes my property.
Oh, you're an artist and you don't like that thought? Then create for yourself, keep your creations to yourself... and have fun starving in a freezing garret somewhere. Your artistic integrity will remain intact. For whatever little that's worth.
@BeautifulAgony: For the defense of George? Or for his prosecution?
It *has* happened before. Artists shunned because they're not willing to go along with what's popular. Doesn't mean they're wrong OR right to do so. It just means that they'll go hungry when they go against what the public wants.
No wrong or right is involved here. Merely "Pimp yourself for my cash, movie-boy. Lemme see some more of that good old-fashioned groveling & butt-kissing before I throw any nickles your way."
Rather uncivilized, but then anyone who thinks humans are civilized is due for massive disappointments in their lives.
@Ed_Becerra: You aren't entitled to a movie of your liking. While artists do survive by the consumption of their work, it is not always work made to order. As an artist, I myself work first for myself, creating what I like. If, subsequently, others like it also, then I benefit. Otherwise, I must rely on other means to support myself. I can attempt to find a middle ground between what I am inspired to create and what is currently popular, but it's not always so simple if an artist wants to be original and enjoy the process.
The movie industry, for better or worse, tends to pander to the lowest common denominator, and focus groups, in order to take in the most cash. Whether an individual likes it, or not, is largely irrelevant. Whether or not George Lucas pandered to commerciality is also irrelevant. You did not fund or produce the creation of the product. You paid to see a finished product that you had no creative say in making. You have every right to criticize the finished product, I don't dispute that; But to enter into the theater with a sense of being "owed" a specific movie experience is both ludicrous and exceedingly egotistical.
As I stated before, I didn't really care for the new trilogy very much. I thought the pacing was bad, the dialogue was terrible and the acting and directing were incredibly stilted. The "special effects" were so rampant they hardly seemed special at all. As a long-time fan of the Star Wars franchise, I was disappointed that they didn't give me the same thrill as the original trilogy (or the Timothy Zahn novels), but I didn't feel as though I got cheated. If anything, I considered the fact, that perhaps I went in expecting too much, and that George was no worse than he'd ever been, but that my expectations had matured.
As for your general outlook on art, creativity and integrity, well, it's not my place to criticize your worldviews. As I said above, art, for many artists, is about creating what they enjoy, and the joy of the process. To bend to the will of a market (or as you eloquently put it, for us to become "flunkies") then the process becomes largely devoid of joy and sponteneity. Ironically, this is often the point where people cry out that an artist has become "too commercial" and is "selling out" in order to simply make handfuls of cash.
Which way do want it? Original, spontaneous artistic creation, or market-driven focus-group assembly line "art"? Either way, I have a feeling you will not like the product. And who specifically should George Lucas have groveled for? You? And why you, specifically? Why not some guy in Idaho who really enjoyed the goofy battledroids and slapstick elements? What make syour specific opinion special? Was George supposed to take daily opinion polls to pen his script?
I'm not shocked by your statements, it's pretty much what I expect of those who feel personally affronted when they've seen a bad film. But you seem to lack a coherent and logical exposition for your point of view, which baffles me.
@BeautifulAgony: But isn't art - film particularly - ultimately judged as an act of communication? Given the scale of this trilogy and the enormous fan base, I would say that the expectations of the public become part of the work's canvas.
I think the new trilogy was a huge success, not because of the money they made (shitloads) but because he connected with what I believe to be his target audience - children. I absolutely hated all three of them, but my nephews loved them at least as much as I loved the original 3 when I was their age.
@Gann: All art is communication, but it's largely a "one way" medium. I have something to say, a thought, or a feeling; I use my inspiration and accumulated knowledge and artistic medium (be it paint, sculpture, prose or film) to convey my message.
If the artist choose to let popular opinion influence the outcome that is absolutely fine. But the expectation that an artist/writer/director create something based solely on the demands of fans... well, that's somewhat absurd, to me. On the other hand, if it's purely a money-making proposition, then sure, write a formulaic movie based on demographics and market research. In the end, some will love it, some will hate it, and some will have no opinion at all.
As someone who has been here for quite sometime, I can say that there are better ways to make comments. If you are going to say something like "piss off", you have to make your inflection clear. You may ask, "why is there anything wrong?". And the answer is simple. When you say "Piss off" the way your did you are directly referring to the writer and personalizing it. Voicing your opinion is okay, snapping at a writer in a personal manner is not so okay.
Example of a much more ideal comment:
How can you even put the Ewoks in the same sentence and Indiana Jones 4? I've always loved the Ewoks so to all the haters you can just piss off in my book.
You see how that got your point across and even used your words yet was much less rude?
Do I like the Ewoks? Sure.But that might have to do with the fact that I was little girl several years after it came out and found them cute. But I was totally head over heals over the Jawas and carried around the cutest Jawa plush toy where ever I went. Now, to make my commenting point clear, anyone who wants to ruin my time watching the Jawas scramble around the screen with there little noises and/or can't handle my freakish obsession with my Jawa minifigs can go get a horse and ride of into the sunset. Off a cliff. :-)
02/15/09
An emphatic yes. I was an enormous Star Wars fan until episode 1. I would watch the original trilogy, or at least have it going in the background, at least once a month. I had every novel of the Expanded Universe. I owned the Star Wars encyclopedia. I collected the toys, and I played the games.
Then Episode 1 came out, and my love for the franchise and George Lucas was raped to death in that hour and a half of pure, pure shit. I finally realized by A New Hope is generally considered the worst of the original trilogy: Because George directed it. I saw Episodes 2 and 3 as a joke, because my wife and I wanted a good laugh. We knew they would be absolutely horrible, and George failed to deny us our night of hilarity.
What should have been one of the most anticipatory moments of my life, like getting a car or losing my virginity, instead became a huge joke. I no longer gave a damn about Star Wars, and that is Lucas' true crime.
I demand some form of reparations for my raped childhood memories. The man needs to be punished, in some way. Perhaps something horrible can be done to his eyes.
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Why if I wasn't Jewish I'd go into a rant the likes of which you've never seen! However as it turns out I am Jewish and today is the day I count my gold.
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I say not guilty by reason of insanity..
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Boy, what did I get myself into now...
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See this link for information about it.
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I could even forgive Jar Jar but for Hayden Christensen.
02/15/09
In my opinion, Hayden Christensen is actually a fairly competent actor. I present Shattered Glass and Jumper (a sleeper hit, in my opinion) as evidence. He present a much wider range of emotion and acting ability in these two films. Jumper wasn't the best movie ever, but it was decent fun, and he was good in it. It's unfortunate that Hayden has been stigmatized by the new Star Wars trilogy, but such is the way of Hollywood. You win some, you lose some.
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Samuel L. Jackson, Natalie Portman, Ewan McGregor, Christopher Lee, Liam Neeson, Keisha Castle-Hughes.... all gave absolutely horrid and utterly forgettable performances. Since each of them has performed well in other films, I attribute this largely to poor direction, the absolutely banal tripe they were forced to utter, and the nearly complete lack of sets. Not a single actor in the new trilogy put forth a performance that was convincing or emotionally evocative or dramatic.
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They're movies. His movies. You've built the rest up yourselves, and that's nobody else's problem (except insofar as you annoy the shit out of others).
02/14/09
He's no different than a plumber or a carpenter. We pay the money, we get to demand whatever level of perfection we like.
Too many people tend to forget what artists used to be - it wasn't so long ago that they were just another type of content producer, like a farmer or a fisherman. Now they're erroneously revered as demi-gods or muses. Something that really ought to be corrected.
If I pay for it, I get to be as snotty about the quality as I like. It is, after all, my money. If I spend it on something, that something becomes my property.
Oh, you're an artist and you don't like that thought? Then create for yourself, keep your creations to yourself... and have fun starving in a freezing garret somewhere. Your artistic integrity will remain intact. For whatever little that's worth.
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I rest my case.
02/15/09
It *has* happened before. Artists shunned because they're not willing to go along with what's popular. Doesn't mean they're wrong OR right to do so. It just means that they'll go hungry when they go against what the public wants.
No wrong or right is involved here. Merely "Pimp yourself for my cash, movie-boy. Lemme see some more of that good old-fashioned groveling & butt-kissing before I throw any nickles your way."
Rather uncivilized, but then anyone who thinks humans are civilized is due for massive disappointments in their lives.
02/15/09
The movie industry, for better or worse, tends to pander to the lowest common denominator, and focus groups, in order to take in the most cash. Whether an individual likes it, or not, is largely irrelevant. Whether or not George Lucas pandered to commerciality is also irrelevant. You did not fund or produce the creation of the product. You paid to see a finished product that you had no creative say in making. You have every right to criticize the finished product, I don't dispute that; But to enter into the theater with a sense of being "owed" a specific movie experience is both ludicrous and exceedingly egotistical.
As I stated before, I didn't really care for the new trilogy very much. I thought the pacing was bad, the dialogue was terrible and the acting and directing were incredibly stilted. The "special effects" were so rampant they hardly seemed special at all. As a long-time fan of the Star Wars franchise, I was disappointed that they didn't give me the same thrill as the original trilogy (or the Timothy Zahn novels), but I didn't feel as though I got cheated. If anything, I considered the fact, that perhaps I went in expecting too much, and that George was no worse than he'd ever been, but that my expectations had matured.
As for your general outlook on art, creativity and integrity, well, it's not my place to criticize your worldviews. As I said above, art, for many artists, is about creating what they enjoy, and the joy of the process. To bend to the will of a market (or as you eloquently put it, for us to become "flunkies") then the process becomes largely devoid of joy and sponteneity. Ironically, this is often the point where people cry out that an artist has become "too commercial" and is "selling out" in order to simply make handfuls of cash.
Which way do want it? Original, spontaneous artistic creation, or market-driven focus-group assembly line "art"? Either way, I have a feeling you will not like the product. And who specifically should George Lucas have groveled for? You? And why you, specifically? Why not some guy in Idaho who really enjoyed the goofy battledroids and slapstick elements? What make syour specific opinion special? Was George supposed to take daily opinion polls to pen his script?
I'm not shocked by your statements, it's pretty much what I expect of those who feel personally affronted when they've seen a bad film. But you seem to lack a coherent and logical exposition for your point of view, which baffles me.
02/15/09
I think the new trilogy was a huge success, not because of the money they made (shitloads) but because he connected with what I believe to be his target audience - children. I absolutely hated all three of them, but my nephews loved them at least as much as I loved the original 3 when I was their age.
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If the artist choose to let popular opinion influence the outcome that is absolutely fine. But the expectation that an artist/writer/director create something based solely on the demands of fans... well, that's somewhat absurd, to me. On the other hand, if it's purely a money-making proposition, then sure, write a formulaic movie based on demographics and market research. In the end, some will love it, some will hate it, and some will have no opinion at all.
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Hey now.
As someone who has been here for quite sometime, I can say that there are better ways to make comments. If you are going to say something like "piss off", you have to make your inflection clear. You may ask, "why is there anything wrong?". And the answer is simple. When you say "Piss off" the way your did you are directly referring to the writer and personalizing it. Voicing your opinion is okay, snapping at a writer in a personal manner is not so okay.
Example of a much more ideal comment:
How can you even put the Ewoks in the same sentence and Indiana Jones 4? I've always loved the Ewoks so to all the haters you can just piss off in my book.
You see how that got your point across and even used your words yet was much less rude?
Do I like the Ewoks? Sure.But that might have to do with the fact that I was little girl several years after it came out and found them cute. But I was totally head over heals over the Jawas and carried around the cutest Jawa plush toy where ever I went. Now, to make my commenting point clear, anyone who wants to ruin my time watching the Jawas scramble around the screen with there little noises and/or can't handle my freakish obsession with my Jawa minifigs can go get a horse and ride of into the sunset. Off a cliff. :-)