From what we can tell, the SattaMac is made from nothing but a Mac Classic and some well-placed black and off-white paint. Granted, it's not exactly ready for operation. But were you really doing anything with that old machine before? Seriously, we're coming by and cleaning out your basement. And kicking you out per your mom's request*.

*We just realized that there probably is some poor, poor reader who really does fulfill the stereotype and live in his mom's basement. On behalf of Gizmodo, we'd like to apologize** making fun of you at every turn for the last several years.

**By "apologize" we mean we both know that the $170 in your "savings account" doesn't justify*** this money-saving venture.

***Seriously though, you're cool. We'll lay off on the jokes**** for a while.

****Jokes about the basement, not your mom. [flickr via gearfuse]

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