Pepper Spray Gel Ensures Your Attackers Eyes Get Burnt and Stay Burnt

Because getting maced just doesn't suck enough, there's now mace pepper spray gel. This shit will coat your face with pure, burning stickiness, turning your misinterpreted flirting into a blind search for water or anything else that'll provide relief for your painful, painful face. The benefit to the sprayer is that… » 5/07/08 12:50pm 5/07/08 12:50pm