At 16.5 inches, the ESEE Junglas is as long as a machete, but thick and sturdy like a knife. It'll also allow you to win any Crocodile Dundee "That's not a knife," contests.
If you happen across a giant bald man of some vague Eastern European provenance wearing a blue ESPRIT t-shirt, do not provoke him. Because chances are he is carrying on his person the most ridiculous weapon of the modern age: the crossbow machete. Don't try this at home, or outside, or anywhere, ever. [Geekologie]