Pregnancy? STDs? Pshaw. The real danger of having intercourse is the possibility that the person you're having sex with might turn into a panther and kill you, as Paul Schrader's erotic 1982 remake of the 1942 horror classic Cat People reveals. Plus, the Machete, Leonard Nimoy, and the best Robocop ever, all in this…
Here's the trailer that ran in front of Machete Kills when it premiered last month. Now, director Robert Rodriguez has already signed on to direct a third Machete movie, but whether it would actually be "In Space!" or something slightly more reasonable remains to be seen. I sincerely hope it's this, though.
If you happen across a giant bald man of some vague Eastern European provenance wearing a blue ESPRIT t-shirt, do not provoke him. Because chances are he is carrying on his person the most ridiculous weapon of the modern age: the crossbow machete. Don't try this at home, or outside, or anywhere, ever. [Geekologie]
The "Mexploitation" action flick — which sprang from one of Grindhouse's fake trailers — will get both a prequel comic and an ongoing series from IDW starting in September. Awesome. The only problem: They picked the wrong Grindhouse character.
Robert Rodgriguez was all set to direct his science fiction thriller, Nerverackers, this year, but the movie's unnamed star wasn't available. So he's directing Machete instead, but he still plans to make the future-crime epic.