At 16.5 inches, the ESEE Junglas is as long as a machete, but thick and sturdy like a knife. It'll also allow you to win any Crocodile Dundee "That's not a knife," contests.
Pregnancy? STDs? Pshaw. The real danger of having intercourse is the possibility that the person you're having sex with might turn into a panther and kill you, as Paul Schrader's erotic 1982 remake of the 1942 horror classic Cat People reveals. Plus, the Machete, Leonard Nimoy, and the best Robocop ever, all in this…
Todo comenzó como un falso tráiler que se emitió junto a la película de Robert Rodriguez Planet Terror, pero aquellos escasos dos minutos de hilarantes salvajadas protagonizadas por el actor estadounidense Danny Trejo acabaron en dos exitosos largometrajes. Preparaos porque la segunda película viene con nuevo tráiler,…
Here's the trailer that ran in front of Machete Kills when it premiered last month. Now, director Robert Rodriguez has already signed on to direct a third Machete movie, but whether it would actually be "In Space!" or something slightly more reasonable remains to be seen. I sincerely hope it's this, though.
If you happen across a giant bald man of some vague Eastern European provenance wearing a blue ESPRIT t-shirt, do not provoke him. Because chances are he is carrying on his person the most ridiculous weapon of the modern age: the crossbow machete. Don't try this at home, or outside, or anywhere, ever. [Geekologie]
The "Mexploitation" action flick — which sprang from one of Grindhouse's fake trailers — will get both a prequel comic and an ongoing series from IDW starting in September. Awesome. The only problem: They picked the wrong Grindhouse character.
Robert Rodgriguez was all set to direct his science fiction thriller, Nerverackers, this year, but the movie's unnamed star wasn't available. So he's directing Machete instead, but he still plans to make the future-crime epic.