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    The Things Malcolm Ate

    Cool Dad Builds Mini Arcade Machine for His Son

    Mini MPC 2000XL Sampler and SP1200 Drum Machine USB Flash Drives

    When Good Enough Becomes Lousy

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    Image of trevisol: Stop putting words in my mouth trevisol: Stop putting words in my mouth
    11/05/09

    In reply to The Things Malcolm Ate
    Malcolm, for one, does NOT welcome our cuddly feline-robot overlords.

    Right on, Malcolm. Fight the power. #nature
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    Image of Fractal the Meek Fractal the Meek
    11/06/09

    @trevisol: Yeah, this article reminds me I need to adopt my own fuzzy defender. #nature
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    Image of barrywoods barrywoods
    11/05/09

    In reply to The Things Malcolm Ate
    My great dane went through the same phase. He actually ate a hole in an outside wall of my house! I broke him of chewing on electrical cords by wiring an extension cord he already chewed(unplugged fortunately) to an electric fence charger. Only took one night to fix that problem. #nature
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    Image of abates25 abates25
    11/05/09

    In reply to The Things Malcolm Ate
    Exercise your dog more and this wouldn't happen. I'm just sayin'... #nature
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    Image of CraigJ CraigJ
    11/05/09

    @abates25: not true.

    Puppies just do this shit. Now, if your dog is 3 and he does this then I'd have to agree with you.

    My puppy, now a little over a year old, ate 2 pairs or prescription sunglasses, $200 and $400 (somehow he got them off my desk, still haven't figured that out), chewed through the cord to our Dyson Vac, $40, ate a lamp cord (yet to be repaired) has shredded numerous pare of socks and underwear (always dirty, go figure), ate the power cord on my brand new mac book power supply ($79), he got the charger to my wife's bluetooth charger, and to her cellphone as well (we had a spare) a couple of rugs, and a bunch of other shit I can't remember. Now he doesn't do any of that stuff. #nature
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    Image of oldgraygeek oldgraygeek
    11/05/09

    In reply to The Things Malcolm Ate
    Roaches do beat RAID... I've seen it.

    I worked in an auto parts store that had an ancient TRIAD computer system. It used two huge hard drives, mirrored: one went home with the boss every night.

    All was well until data started to disappear. TRIAD's computer techs went nuts for three days looking for the problem. Finally, the boss came out and said, "It's fixed, but the data that disappeared is gone."
    I asked what had happened, and he said, "It was a bug on the hard disk."
    I wasn't satisfied: "What kind of bug? An electrical problem? A software error?"
    He was pretty exasperated. "Come up here and look, smartass."
    There it was: the electrified remains of a small insect, fused down into the magnetic media. #nature
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    Image of Mike Mike
    11/05/09

    In reply to The Things Malcolm Ate
    You should've snagged the "toy" from the Gizmodo Gallery for him. He would "enjoy" that. #nature
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    Duckspwn:Loves Approving Reds promoted this comment Mike was starred Mike was unstarred
    Image of Snes Snes
    11/05/09

    In reply to The Things Malcolm Ate
    Try Tabasco sauce. #nature
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    thechansen promoted this comment Snes was starred Snes was unstarred
    Image of thechansen thechansen
    11/05/09

    @Snes: My pitbull had a habit of eating her leash. So I tried to use Tabasco to stop this. I came home to find only the metal pieces remaining. #nature
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    11/05/09

    @thechansen: Yeah. Adding seasoning doesn't help. #nature
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    Image of thechansen thechansen
    11/05/09

    @ripfire: She has really taken a liking to curry dishes and buffalo wings. #nature
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    Image of Nipple Juice Nipple Juice
    11/05/09

    In reply to The Things Malcolm Ate
    You should put him down.
    (now i wait for peta retorts) #nature
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    Image of Duckspwn Duckspwn
    11/05/09

    @Nipple Juice: Wha... why... how can you... that doesn't even... *sigh* #nature
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    Image of dZero dZero
    09/15/09

    In reply to Cool Dad Builds Mini Arcade Machine for His Son
    That is really cool. It looks like he did a really great job on the exterior... but I lol'd at the screen mounted by masking tape in the interior.
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    maven2k promoted this comment dZero was starred dZero was unstarred
    Image of maven2k maven2k
    09/15/09

    @dZero: I don't think the screen was mounted with the tape. I think he just had the wires secured with it.
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    Image of FrankenPC FrankenPC
    09/15/09

    In reply to Cool Dad Builds Mini Arcade Machine for His Son
    I wish he would post cabinet design specs.
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    Image of met2art met2art
    09/14/09

    In reply to Cool Dad Builds Mini Arcade Machine for His Son
    That's awesome! But it must be really hard for the kid to find those tiny, tiny quarters. :(
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    Image of Kris Aubuchon Kris Aubuchon
    09/14/09

    In reply to Cool Dad Builds Mini Arcade Machine for His Son
    come on man, at least wire the game system to the ac power! Really nice little cabinet!
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    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment Kris Aubuchon was starred Kris Aubuchon was unstarred
    Image of Nick Nick
    05/05/09

    In reply to Mini MPC 2000XL Sampler and SP1200 Drum Machine USB Flash Drives
    What does an angry butcher do?


    Beats his meat!


    What does this have to do with the post?


    Has the word "his" in it.

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    Image of KhaiJB KhaiJB
    05/05/09

    In reply to Mini MPC 2000XL Sampler and SP1200 Drum Machine USB Flash Drives
    .....I thought that was a Space 1999 Comlock at first glance...


    it really has the 1999 styling to it..


    [www.monstersinmotion.com] <---see what I mean?

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    Image of roflwaffles is attempting hipster irony roflwaffles is attempting hipster irony
    05/05/09

    In reply to Mini MPC 2000XL Sampler and SP1200 Drum Machine USB Flash Drives
    for 40$ i would hope they actually work like the real things.

    Plus, making hip hop music what it is today might not be such a good thing.

    Auto-tune anyone?
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    Image of frigg frigg
    05/05/09

    @roflwaffles learned to update his screen name: The SP1200 and MPC series were born before autotune was even conceived.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    04/28/09

    In reply to When Good Enough Becomes Lousy
    You know, people laughed at people who still used Cast Iron pans and pots. Then, it comes out that the non-stick coating on pans can kill birds and one chemical has been moved to the same list as mercury in "not good for you". NOW, cast iron is making a "comeback", when it never really should have gone ou.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    04/28/09

    @ICanHazBrokenCowboy_GitEmSteveDave: And where have YOU been all day? Ponies!, Curves, 92BLS, Lite, Kaiser-Mac, others--they've all been working their asses off covering for you. Being a Star Commenter, GESD, is a privilege of great power. And with that great power comes...well, you know the rest.


    No more slacking.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    04/28/09

    @bosskev: My frakking boss sent me offsite to within sneezing distance of The Swine Flu island, and I couldn't get online access. I did tell him if I get sick, I'm coughing on him. I apologize.


    Wrath of Khan, right?

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    04/28/09

    @ICanHazBrokenCowboy_GitEmSteveDave: Exactly! Through gritted teeth, spit at your boss with "From hell's heart, I stab at thee."


    Or am I getting confused with The Sound of Music?

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    04/28/09

    @bosskev: Wait, what does this have to do with Nazi's?
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