I love Macworld Expo. I've gone more years than I haven't out of the last dozen. But for most of those years, Apple was presenting. That's changed.

So the preceding tweet from Office for Mac's official Twitter account asked for Macworld attendees to swing by the Microsoft booth and say "I love Office for Mac," but to an uninformed reader, that reads like something else entirely. [ChrisPhin]

Back in 1986, Gizmodo reader and artist Christopher C. DeSantis foresaw the twin copy and paste t-shirts. There is only one problem, Christopher. Blonde sisters or mischievous brothers? Cute. Two bald guys with pony tails walking through a park? Creepy.

The WSJ says they totally are. Ryan Block says that the WSJ is full of shit. But wait, haven't we had this conversation before? Like, a few times?

Apple announced this year that they would no longer attend the decade-old Macworld conference, leading some to speculate that the company would shift their focus to CES. Well, the CEA is now shifting their focus to Apple, but why?

MacWorld and our good buddy Stevesie are ripe for parody, and NBC's comedy-with-stuff-blowing-up Chuck has stepped up to the plate. Check out the clip below, it's got some great zingers.

A Cult of Mac's source says that Apple will "go large" at CES next year, replacing Macworld. Wait, didn't Apple just say that they were killing Macworld because they think trade shows are irrelevant?

This one slipped even below Jim Goldman's rumor radar: The Apple Keynote Beer Goggles. Judging from today's snoringfest, I won't be surprised if they make them obligatory for every event in 2009.

Aside from the actual speculated products, the big news surrounding the Apple Macworld keynote was that Steve Jobs would be out sick. But as I refreshed the Gizmodo liveblog, I wondered, did it matter?