Smart Cookie is Smarter Than an Average Cookie

We are all familiar with the magic 8-ball and the fortune cookie, but what happens if you put the two together in one device? The Smart Cookie is the result; a fortune telling cookie that dispenses answers to life's most pressing questions with quirky witticisms such as; try the eggroll, answer sweet and sour, future… » 12/15/07 9:00pm 12/15/07 9:00pm

Behold: The Secret of the Magic 8-Ball's Powers

Unlike the spherical chewy core of a Tootsie pop, the center of the magic eight ball is just a tube filled with water, blue dye, and a 20-sided die. My entire grounding in reality has been destroyed. I would turn to the 8-ball for guidance in these dark times, but now I know I would simply be subject to the whims of… » 4/22/07 1:30pm 4/22/07 1:30pm