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    Secret of Eternal Life, Better Sex Found in Mammoth Graveyard

    Scientists Clone Mouse from Damaged Frozen Cells, Mammoth, Sabertooth Next In Line

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/12/09

    In reply to Secret of Eternal Life, Better Sex Found in Mammoth Graveyard
    So the Fountain of Youth is in Siberia??


    It makes sense to me. According to Ensign Chekov those Ruskies invented or discovered everything anyway...

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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    02/12/09

    In reply to Secret of Eternal Life, Better Sex Found in Mammoth Graveyard
    This is a giant fucking lie.


    Whenever "scientific research" comes out of a) North Korea, or b) Russia, it's invariably a con.


    I'm not saying those countries are full of criminals and hucksters, but those countries are fucking full of criminals and hucksters.

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    Image of Curves Curves
    02/12/09

    In reply to Secret of Eternal Life, Better Sex Found in Mammoth Graveyard
    I dont want to live an exceptionally long life, nor do I want even more of sex drive, so I am going to pass on this one.
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    02/12/09

    @Curves:

    to my way of thinking, life lasts exactly as long as it is supposed to. nothing you can do about it. i have noticed no apparent decline in my sex drive even at my advanced age. which my current gf seems to have no problem with.
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    Image of sqeakytoy of the apocalypse sqeakytoy of the apocalypse
    02/12/09

    @godwhacker: they do say that memory is the first thing that goes, you know.
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    02/12/09

    @sqeakytoy of the apocalypse:


    i've destroyed more memories with whiskey and dope than you have now, you young whippersnapper!!

    now get off my lawn!!!

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    Image of Curves Curves
    02/12/09

    @godwhacker: Dont you hate that when they get on the lawn? Its like playing in the street isnt good enough for them. Damn kids.
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    02/12/09

    In reply to Secret of Eternal Life, Better Sex Found in Mammoth Graveyard
    A coccus for the cock?! Sweeeet.
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    02/12/09

    In reply to Secret of Eternal Life, Better Sex Found in Mammoth Graveyard
    so much for the candle that burns twice as bright burning half as long...
    Take that, Tyrell Corp!
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    02/12/09

    @sqeakytoy of the apocalypse: Nothing the Gods of Biomechanics wouldn't put you in heaven for.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    02/12/09

    In reply to Secret of Eternal Life, Better Sex Found in Mammoth Graveyard
    So this would help sexual activity with a female mouse? Do I have to inject it as well for both of us to finally have a good time?
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    02/12/09

    @ChinaDeathBus_GitEmSteveDave: I think the sex side effects are interesting, but I think I would like this even more if the drug was selective and made cool people live longer, and Billy-Bass purchasers live ten years shorter. And make them sterile.
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    02/12/09

    @zenpoet: So then would this guy be dead before he was born?

    [i.gizmodo.com]
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    02/12/09

    @ChinaDeathBus_GitEmSteveDave: His parents' grandparents would have been drowned at birth.
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    11/04/08

    In reply to Scientists Clone Mouse from Damaged Frozen Cells, Mammoth, Sabertooth Next In Line
    Screw mice. Screw mammoths even. What I want to see is some freaky genetic tweaking that results in the creation of...the mimmoth.
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    11/04/08

    In reply to Scientists Clone Mouse from Damaged Frozen Cells, Mammoth, Sabertooth Next In Line
    I wonder how this might apply to the recent discovery of elastic bone marrow tissue found in a T. Rex bone a few years ago: It had intact red blood cells.
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    Image of Gann Gann
    11/04/08

    In reply to Scientists Clone Mouse from Damaged Frozen Cells, Mammoth, Sabertooth Next In Line
    Those wooly mammoths will be happy we cloned them just in time for global warming to re-kill them.
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    11/04/08

    @Gann: Woolly Mammoth's like the warm weather. It's the cold weather that killed them ;c)
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    11/04/08

    In reply to Scientists Clone Mouse from Damaged Frozen Cells, Mammoth, Sabertooth Next In Line
    Oh no you don't! These mammals had their chance and Nature SELECTED them for extinction!


    (Any chance to paraphrase Jurassic Park!)

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/04/08

    @Eric 'Vote 4 Me' Alder: I don't believe it. I don't believe it. You're meant to come down here to defend me from these people and the only one I've got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer!
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    11/04/08

    @Eric 'Vote 4 Me' Alder: well, technically they were wiped out by ancient humans... but hey, what could possibly go wrong, anyway?
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    11/04/08

    @kzooguy: No, no... it was a ray-blast from space aliens (cleverly disguised as a meteor) that filled the sky with dust, blotting out the sun and killing most life on the planet... except for the Loch Ness Monsters... and Sasquatch.... and Yetis... and Chupacabras...
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    11/04/08

    @Eric 'Vote 4 Me' Alder: And Scuzzlebutt.
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    11/04/08

    In reply to Scientists Clone Mouse from Damaged Frozen Cells, Mammoth, Sabertooth Next In Line
    @Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine: That's very Nietzsche.


    I think it's more: God creates man; man rebels against God; man creates an army of mammoths, saber-toothed tigers, Dino-Riders, and Voltron to destroy God; God destroys army; man turns back to God and forgets the whole thing ever happened; man discovers Voltorn parts and creates an idol... rinse and repeat.

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    11/04/08

    @Rabid Penguin: Then man goes kabloowie because of the illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator, because we block the view to Venus.
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    11/04/08

    @Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine: Damn. Where's Bugs Bunny when you need him?
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    11/04/08

    In reply to Scientists Clone Mouse from Damaged Frozen Cells, Mammoth, Sabertooth Next In Line
    I am admittedly behind on my mammoth research... do we HAVE a frozen mammoth corpse that we've been hangin' on to, just in case something like this came about?
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    11/04/08

    @Hiphopopotamus: [dsc.discovery.com]
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    11/04/08

    In reply to Scientists Clone Mouse from Damaged Frozen Cells, Mammoth, Sabertooth Next In Line
    Oooh...ahhhh...that's how this all starts...but then there's running...and screaming...
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/04/08

    @Lite: God creates man, man creates mammoths, mammoths destroy man.


    Saber-tooth tiger eats man, woman inherits the earth.

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    11/04/08

    @Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine: Man I messed up. Man destroys god!
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/04/08

    @Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine: Dont stick us with the earth, we dont want it. I got a bad feeling about the frozen cloning thing......a very bad feeling.
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    Image of Rand Rand
    11/04/08

    In reply to Scientists Clone Mouse from Damaged Frozen Cells, Mammoth, Sabertooth Next In Line
    Clone mammoths my ass, they are going to clone Walt Disney.
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    11/04/08

    @Rand: Will he eat my kids?
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    11/04/08

    @aliskaba: are they Cubans? if not, you'll be ok...
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    11/04/08

    In reply to Scientists Clone Mouse from Damaged Frozen Cells, Mammoth, Sabertooth Next In Line
    Oh man, oh man, oh man. I want a Mammoth mount like the dudes in LOTR, but with a MK-19 on it. Rush hour traffic will be so much fun.
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    11/04/08

    @1.21Gigawatts: Amor-laden oliphaunts sounds like a grand old time. Make sure to step on Orlando Bloom first. He's trouble.
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    11/04/08

    @Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine: Armor-laden. Amor-laden sounds.....wow...wrong.
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